Social Off Topic Thread - House of Dastardly Crax

[Shell]

So I get home from work yesterday afternoon and a stupid turd who owns a flash BMW sports thingy is parked out the front of my place. Yeah fine he can park where he wants, but the point is he is smack bang in the middle of the nature strip. The block is PLENTY big enough to fit two cars if you either move up or back a metre or so. But no this ******* is right in the middle, as I’m assuming so no one else can park near his precious piece of metal.

Too bad I drive a little hatch back that can fit in pretty much anywhere.
So I reverse park in front of him.
While he is standing out the front of his place looking at me park my car.
I just fit in the spot.
He comes as I get out of my car, gets in his car and drives off.

What. A. *******. Dumb. Selfish. campaigner. Prick.

 

[rocker_oz33]

How many tickles does it take to tickle a octopus?







Tentickles.

 

[Shell]

Where is everyone.

Am bored out of my mind doing data entry.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Where is everyone.

Am bored out of my mind doing data entry.

Do you want NSFB and I discussing the cricket?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Where is everyone.

Am bored out of my mind doing data entry.

I'm here, thread has died down now that the SJW's have beaten Teri and HK as well as Jub's on sabbatical

 

[Shell]

Do you want NSFB and I discussing the cricket?

Do you want me to hit you?

 

[rocker_oz33]

For a four or a six.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Do you want me to hit you?

Job him one in the nuts! He'll have to change his username to Swollen_Dick_Van_Dyke

 

[Van_Dyke]

Do you want me to hit you?

I'll take that as a yes.

 

[BotsMaster]

Do you want NSFB and I discussing the cricket?

All out for 183

 

[Shell]

****ing hell is the Hoyts website not the ****ing shittiest website EVER. Take a look at Village. So simple and it works.

You god damn ****silly people.

/endrant

 

[Shell]

2nd line swear filtered btw.

 

[rocker_oz33]

****ing hell is the Hoyts website not the ****ing shittiest website EVER. Take a look at Village. So simple and it works.

You god damn ****silly people.

/endrant

Box office lady .....this is the forth ticket you've brought.
Customer yeah I know some bish in there keeps ripping up my tickets wtf.

 

[rocker_oz33]

So Brownless and Gary Lyon have had a falling out.
Someone been playing hide the sausage?

 

[Kram]

I'm pretty sure that Teri is going to be moving to the same Perf suburb as big name sports coach hehe.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I'm pretty sure that Teri is going to be moving to the same Perf suburb as big name sports coach hehe.

Peppermint bay?

 

[rocker_oz33]

It's dead in here.
Two vomits go for a walk one vomits says to the other one I was brought up around here.

 

[Kram]

Peppermint bay?

I assume you mean Peppermint Grove, nah this is more the other side of the river from memory.

 

[Van_Dyke]

I assume you mean Peppermint Grove, nah this is more the other side of the river from memory.

Bicton sort of area?

 

[Kram]

Bicton sort of area?

Nah sorry actually way further around in Mt Pleasant. I forget where everything is in Perf now.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Nah sorry actually way further around in Mt Pleasant. I forget where everything is in Perf now.

Good area that

 

[dazbroncos]

I'm here, thread has died down now that the SJW's have beaten Teri and HK as well as Jub's on sabbatical

Just for reference…. what is a SJW?

Go Catters

 

[Van_Dyke]

Just for reference…. what is a SJW?

Go Catters

Social justice warriors

 

[Shell]

So Brownless and Gary Lyon have had a falling out.
Someone been playing hide the sausage?

Channel 9 reported "mental health issues" and he's withdrawn from every media commitment indefinitely.

And Brayshaw is hosting TFS on his own now ffs.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

And Brayshaw is hosting TFS on his own now ffs.