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If I make final table, I'll fly you all over so that I have a supportive rail.

Unless I win some money. That's coming home with me.

I booked flights to Las Vegas last night, so...

The man, the myth, the legend.

The Lady Perrin has granted me leave to tick the WSOP main event off my bucket list, tickets to Vegas has been secured.

There may come a time in the thread when you'll wish you were dead.

It's unlikely Jack was dead when he slipped away, it's just that his metabolism would have slowed to the point where he appeared dead. He definitely drowned, and it was slow.

She probably banged the first warm body she found once on dry land. Meanwhile, Jack is fish food. Trying hard to see the love story here. :think:

Well, that was awesome. I'm now super enthusiastic about our next game.

Cashed small, a little over $4K.

I've never seen the inside of a nuclear reactor, but that is exactly as I imagined it to be.

Yeah, but is the road sealed?

I love 88. They quadded up for me in the APL Million and I got somebody to call an all-in bet on the river (with them at risk) with A high. 😝🥳

I didn't realise you were a dark mode user. Who do I approach if I wish to seek a trade?

I only came on to congratulate one of your guys on a classic win-melt, but I'm sure he appreciates your reach-around efforts.

You should wipe the jizz from your eyes as well. The umpires mysteriously missed a lot of free kicks and 50m penalties throughout the game that would have favoured Freo. Also the dissent by Carlton players early in the game left to run on. My oh my.

Ha ha. Nice melt, mate. Carlton were kissed on the dick by the umpires all day, then they give you a happy ending and you're still bitching. Clear the jizz out of your eyes and you'll see the game better.

Played in a $350 event just recently. 989 runners and bubbled final table. If only I could have folded this hand...

I didn't make the rules. Take it up with Uncle Sam

I get peers enhancement ads on my Facebook feed all the time.

Not welcome, apparently. Shame, I was looking forward to the stimulating reparte.

Well, that was a short visit.

Dodgy link looks phishy.

'Cause it feels so empty, without me!

You're doing what?