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In the new PC world only nice non upsetting sledges are allowed on the field. This also applies to this thread. Say nice things about players, teams,clubs and coaches. To begin lets say something nice & ever so PC about each club. And off to the house of cucks we go. The Port Magpies flags...

Knock knock who's there Owen Owen Who? Owen Two I am Owen No, I an Owen I am Owen Two Haa Haa Pathetic losers, say goodbye to finals now. Only Shitney cola assisted & Carltank, Essenscum assisted have played finals from Owen Two lately. cough cough

A team of superstars, gifted to them by the AFL rules. A juggernaut that due to having the rules bent in their favour will win flag after flag after flag after flag after flag while other teams including my own are left to attempt to complete with their discards & the spuds they did not pick...

Free Agent, Hope for their sake that means that Collingwood does not have to pay or play him Compensation: 2nd round draft pick. The AFL is taking a lend. But hope springs in a St Kilda flogs heart. Hey Collingwood what about this great player as a 2017 free agent signing 2nd Round draft...

The Damned Andrew McGrath This poor lad faces a career supplemented by snapped hamstrings, testicular shrinkage and black ops. He had better marry a Tasmanian so his wife will not be surprised when the kids have two heads. Best and indeed only sane choice for him would be to forget about playing...

Now I know what you are all thinking while you spit out your cornflakes. Help Carlton, bleep that, help em into hell. But there is a new bottomless pit of evil in the AFL and its called Essenscum. So its time to help Carlton out of the 19th century, just like Whitlam helped Australia out of the...

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-08-20/starspangled-saint-jason-holmes-to-debut-this-week?cid=BP_ARTICLE_AFL_Jason-Holmes_200815 203cm of Big Boy Holmes is going to rockets red glare all over you.

Australia all out for 60. The shortest first innings in Ashes test history. So it must be said that the Aussie Cricket team is full of it, shite that is. So full of it that it would require a jackhammer to successfully preform a manual evacuation. But the AFL is also full of it. Shite clubs...

Early I know but I am calling it. Pies to win the flag this year. None of the teams outside the present top four are even in sight of what is required. Fremantle - may not lose another home and away game. But so what, Ross Lyin, we have seen this before, close tight Grand Final and its...

The race for number one pick is getting closer. So who are the contenders? Number one and the greatest wooden spoon winner of all time St Kilda Well deserved even odds for wooden spoon number 28. Only the worst of misfortune to other teams hamstrings could derail our gallant charge to the...

Soon the AFL will be demanding Jimmy Tird's head. The Bay must Stand by Hird. Please please let the lulz continue. What would we do if the AFL and Essendon does the right thing and sacks the silly campaigner. Nooooo The show must go on, its way to funny to stop before he drives Essenscum the...

Now that the Cola is going to die. It is time to consider other important measures to improve the fairness of the competition. I am concerned about the Sorf Australian clubs. Sure it may be cheap to live in that cesspit, but its cheap to live in Mogadishu and you could not pay me enough to live...

"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger" So now the government is nailing the final nails in our coffins. Travel...

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/suspended-essendon-coach-james-hird-returns-to-melbourne-after-break-in-france/story-fni5f22o-1226998177840 "A TANNED and upbeat James Hird says he “can’t wait” to get back to Essendon after he returned to Melbourne from a four-month stay in France." I for...

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/opinion/columnists/little-people-are-the-victims-of-unionbusiness-harassment/story-fnkdypbm-1226990176022?nk=3c7382b3a4c04b54c5b7d74cdc9a3623 "THIS is a true story about despicable corporate cowardice and appalling executive conduct. Shareholder money is being...

You can have your Jack "SOSOS" Silvagni, but no Bailey Rice. Its bad enough that one young potential star is going to be carltoned. Anyway he much prefers our no fat chicks rule. Spicy lean chicken and Rice, sounds tasty.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/jun/25/luis-suarez-giorgio-chiellini-violence-deceit "And on it goes: the brainwashing, the buck-passing, the deception. “There was no single picture to prove there was a bite,” according to El Observador, questioning whether the photographs from...

Everybody knows that 1993 has a big fat * because Essenscum cheated the salary cap. Now in 1999 Essenscum bursts unto the scene with a new team, fast, strong, overrunning other teams. They fail in 1999 and get the flag in 2000. Questions could be asked as to how this team, the Baby Bombers...

I am calling it, Carlton has come good and will defeat the slow, old, fat, injured Dawks who miss their Buddy With an experienced preimership winning coach and a team that finally understand the process It will not even be close Menzel - Class and genuis in one package Murphy - Just oozes...

COLA Face it Bay, it was not Sydney defeating the scats by 110%, it was the COLA. Shitney has always purchased power forwards from other teams. But it finally dawned on them that with the COLA that could buy two. Its two power forwards that made the difference. Buddy AND Tippett, Shitney...

Lesser Westie Shitney, you have no real fans so I am wasting my time but I feel the need, the need to speak out. You are a motherless bastard of a club. The misbegotten frankenstein creation of a couple of bottles of cheap red plonk and an off vinaloo. An runny soft orange and grey...

Jack Watts of soft spud fame dominated Richmond the 4th to ensure that they lost to the Shemons. This means that Richmond is Jack Watts gimp bitch. Bitchmond needs a new 30 year plan.

http://www.theage.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/brian-waldron-apologises-for-melbourne-storm-salary-cap-scandal-20140429-zr162.html "Regretfully, I got ahead of myself. It’s absolutely appropriate that I apologise to all those hurt by my actions and I do so without reservation," "Arguably...

Round three and they are 0-3. Spud teams that can hardly get into a jog. The only games they have a chance of winning are vrs other pedestrians. But they only play each other once each. Round 4 Carlton v Melbourne Round 7 Adelaide v Melbourne Round 10 Adelaide v Carlton Round 11 Brisbane v...

Now as everybody knows St Kilda has by far the worst list in the AFL. A large group of kids, mostly late draft picks and rookies, lead by mature spuds and a couple of good but old players. Any team that loses to us this year deserves every bit of the shame coming their way. The list so far is...

Guys its happening Lots of first rounds draft picks Benefits in trading Extra Salary Cap We are all about to be stomped and sun burnt for years. Enjoy the pain of real clubs being defeated while we can. We are all about to be outclassed by the plastics. Frankly, I am glad St Kilda...

Dank: Don't worry Hirdie I just told them I have no documents Hird: WTF, you ****, you were meant to create some that proved I knew nothing Dank: Not my problem, see you in France

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/rugby-union/lies-and-pies-add-up-to-a-tryon/story-e6frg7o6-1226803595693# "IT might have made for one of the more memorable phone calls in Australian sport, but fortunately the chairman of the commission putting together the new National Rugby...

Some players have famously or reather infamously changed their names from quite sensable names that just speak to one of toughness and hard at the ball to names that just makes their fans hang their head in shame. Yes I am looking at you Heritier Lumumba, what was wrong with Harry O'Brien...

Big Boy J Holmes http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-10-02/saints-sign-us-giant http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-12-01/holmes-at-home This 6' 8" monster is so going to own your asses. (But for Bombers, we do not want him dying the same way as the orig J Holmes) Massive Athletic Prowess...