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Would it be too kinky if I just blindfolded myself and threw wood chips at you?

I'm... feeling... something? Pride? No no...

Extra coarse. Just like you prefer.

Take my vegetables out of your mouth!

Thanks babe.

If you would rather play with yourselves this week, just say so. I will even throw in a box of Kleenex.

Don't think all my tags will work. I'm a basic bitch.

Sorry all, my tagging privileges aren't as good as Cadsky's Maybe Zevon can work some magic?

Gold City Royals Official Team Sheet S37, RD 13 vs Bombers B: hotchilli / grumbleguts / Memphis HB: Bianconeri / nahnah / MrPremiership C: krakouers / Zevon / Footypie32 HF: Nothing / CakeEater / Ulahoopski F: Pedro / Brenton Davy / Cadsky FOLL: GreyCrow / SarahSmiles / Membling INT: Kapow!!! /...

Gold City Royals Official Team Sheet S37, RD 13 vs Bombers B: hotchilli / grumbleguts / Memphis HB: Bianconeri / nahnah / MrPremiership C: krakouers / Zevon / Footypie32 HF: Nothing / CakeEater / Ulahoopski F: Pedro / Brenton Davy / Cadsky FOLL: GreyCrow / SarahSmiles / Membling INT: Kapow!!! /...

Hey! We may be privileged and we may be in-bred, but at least we have all our teeth and the normal amount of fingers!

Ironically, swingers are usually quite fond of sharing.

He finger paints Monets like a ******* maestro.

I'm extremely partial to a pie, as you might expect. Though I'm not sure Pugsley's pies are for human consumption...

A laughing gif after my first post? Stop it. My head is swelling.

Hi Bombers. I've been told to expect a high-brow, articulate and pleasant smelling week from you all. How lovely. Oh and Brenton Davy how many goals did you kick last week?

Round 12 vs the Furies 3. James Colorado 2. crazywildhorse 1. Frothies Mcveigh Match thread rating - 2/5. Pretty tame thread. Lacked a bit of spice.

The free colony of South Australia mate.

Damn it Cads! We're going to have to have a team meeting first now!

Brenton mother *in Davy!!!!

Might be rabies. Did you play the Rats recently?

Grace seems like a sweetheart, but Style seems a little pretentious. The kind of guy to wear sunglasses at night.

Great. There's a spill over by the bar that needs mopping. And one of the toilets is blocked in the visitors section. I'm not blaming anyone but did see omgfridge walking out, rubbing his tummy earlier.

Huh. I never really took Barrybran for a vodka man. You think you know someone...

Oh, I thought you meant you couldn't actually tag him. Carry on.

Why?

Didn't know him well, but was aware of his impact on the league. Condolences to his family, his friends and anyone else that was close to him. Thanks for passing on this sad news The Filth Wizard Never easy. Vale miggs

I imagine the equine version is more graphic.