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    NFL 2020 NFL Draft Discussion

    I've read through this thread and I'm surprised that many of you act like you're new to hating Goodell - which I suppose is OK. The truly disappointing thing is that you will probably have much more time to be an old hand at hating Goodell.
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    Computers & Internet Weird thing I find about video games and life

    I was never interested in video games, but when I was a kid we played lots of quarters/beer pong and that got me interested in beer. Now that I'm an adult, I usually always have beer in the fridge. Oh and sometimes when I'm going to the fridge for a beer, I'll dress as Batman. I'm Batman!
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    Your Death......

    Death is the nature of the business and the business is life. I personally don't give a rat's. Every morning that I have to work, I'm pulling my boots on knowing I'll probably see a dead guy before lunch. If not, then good. I don't want to see a dead guy before lunch. They've been talking...
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    Thirty Life Crisis

    Thread is a troll by a guy wanting to establish himself as a female on Bigfooty in order to engage in future homoerotic mayhem. The rest of the original post was full of girly neurotic self-conscious nonsense which props up the troll as being even more convincing as a girl. Careful, boys...
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    Food, Drink & Dining Out Best and Worst Ice-cream Flavours

    BEST: Homemade vanilla. Hands down, and I'm talking using a real vanilla bean to flavor it. Doesn't need anything but a spoon. NOT SO GOOD: Anything with nuts in it or something in it you have to chew. You don't chew ice cream. SUCKS: Sherbert. Not really ice cream per se, but it's ice...
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    Pets Dream Dog Breed

    I did some research on the Olde English Bulldog. It's basically a fix of everything that's wrong with the modern bulldog by breeding it back to what the original bulldog was. They made sure to keep it docile though. The originals were aggressive. I talked to some reputable breeders and came...
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    Food, Drink & Dining Out Cup of Soup

    I make my own soups and stews. They rock. But when I was a kid and didn't know really how to cook, I remember loving those instant soup kinds with the ramen in them. Open foil lid, pour in boiling water, wait five minutes. Still to ****ing hot. Wait another five minutes. Perfect...
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    Surgery thread

    I've never had a surgery, a broken bone or needed stiched up. But if i did have some knee surgery done, I'd spend some of my time learning how to walk on crutches. Barring that, and being completely laid up, I'd drink loads of beer and masturbate a lot. Get well!
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    Food, Drink & Dining Out Beer

    The best tasting sipping beer in the world is Czech Pilsner Urquell. The best slamming beer if you're going to have a half dozen or more (or more) (or more) is German Warsteiner. If you try those and you still don't like the taste of beer, try pouring some on your vagina and stop telling us...
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    Why don't more people use a bidet

    Bidets be damned. We can learn a lot from watching dogs. They'll have a sit and drag their asses across the lawn. We should be doing more of that. Dogs greet each other by smelling the other's bung. If humans did this we would all be more conscious of our anal hygiene. Also, i want to be...
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    Environment Hoarding

    I'm right with ya, buddy. I despise too much clutter. I don't really buy much of anything. Food and booze of course. I love to read (actual physical books) so I pick up probably too many books, but I have a storage space for the non reference books. My DVD and CD collection doesn't suck, but...
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    Skin

    I think if your skin covers up all your guts and gooey parts, you're way ahead of the game.
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    Unsolved Jimmy Hoffa Disappearance

    Yeah, I love how the article begins by explaining how unsavory people have foisted bogus books on the naive public with untrue tales of Hoffa's disappearance. Then the rest of the article is basically shilling a new book. Show me the bones and then we'll listen to the story.
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    Jen hawkins got megabucks for wedding photos but forgot to do her hair OMG

    Haven't you heard of a "grudge ****?" That's when you get the root precisely because you don't like her. The whole time the jack hammer is running, all you're thinking about is how much you don't like her. The greatest happiness in life is being able to smile to yourself. Back on topic...
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    Having an affair with a person who is in a relationship

    You didn't. I was speaking primarily to all the previous posts in aggregate. I only quoted your post to reply to because it was the most sensible. No, actually I don't need any.. I couldn't possibly be more happy. My girlfiend is happy, so his her husband and so is their child. Happy. The...
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    Having an affair with a person who is in a relationship

    It's been almost five years. They're happy. I'm happy. I dont' know about Australia, but over here the woman goes to divorce court and gets whatever she wants. I was married once, my wife took on with a different guy and they got my house. As in: MY house. I spent 3 years in the US Army...
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    Having an affair with a person who is in a relationship

    I thought pretending I was doing a good thing as in, "I deserve a medal or something" was an obvious joke. Guess not. The way I see it I have nothing to do with their relationship. Either she does, or she doesn't. I never did. She's stays with the guy because her family is tremendously both...
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    Having an affair with a person who is in a relationship

    The point you're missing is that obviously, as well as necessarily, at least one them doesn't.
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    Having an affair with a person who is in a relationship

    I've copped a lot of s**t for this on other threads over time, but my main gf for the last (almost) five years is married. She's stunningly beautiful, wonderful personality and I can honestly say that's it's slightly possible that I sort of love her....a bit. It's a perfect relationship. She...
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    Environment Oklahoma Tornadoes

    Don't know about millions. There is no reliable data or evidence for Pre-Columbian Native populations in North America. They lived in small nomadic tribes of hunter gatherers. They weren't farmers at all. They couldn't be in most areas of the central plains. Thousands of years of...
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    Environment Oklahoma Tornadoes

    I was born and raised in Missouri. Still live there (although I'm typing from Kansas at the moment). As Ceasar stated, it's Tornado Alley. It's also some of the best farmland in the world, not just the US. The alley goes from Texas up through Oklahoma and Kansas and hangs a right for Missouri...
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    Computers & Internet What will be the last ever General Discussion topic/thread?

    There's always the suicide thread. Go post there that you're going to kill youself. Then kill yourself. Then come back. Don't worry. Everyone who says their going to leave Bigfooty always comes back. Think of the immortality.
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    Society & Culture Dragons

    What if you want to get drunk before you even open the beer? What if this desire begins while sitting on the couch and persists through the walk to the fridge, the opening of the fridge door, the magnificent eyeballing of the large amount of beer you've previously deposited there, and the holy...
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    Pets Horse racing=Animal Cruelty

    I think we're missing the main point here. What about the little worms who have their homes tunneled directly under the race course and get trampled to death every time there's a hore race? You heartless bunch of human scum. BTW do I gather correctly that Mantis' dog is a vegetarian? If...
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    Boston Marathon Explosions

    In this thread: Bombs blow up. Some people are justifiably upset. Some are unjustifiably frightened. Blood is called for and gotten. The quite expected "Boston derserves being bombed because of s**t in Afghanistan" disguised as a 'perspective.' But most remarkably, extra-terrestrial life...
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    Health Building Site Safety Measures

    The videos were interesting, but there's no archeological evidence for it. Floating some limestone with booooobel wrap isn't the same as floating 2.5 ton stones with booooble wrap. This guys' theory would hold more water if he showed me a big ass rock being flosted with booooobel wrap. We...
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    I cried for the first time in years today

    Certain things. Certain seasons. I go fishing a lot too. I did invent the phrase "Deader than Davy Crockett's hat." My own hat is an Akubra Snowy River. Got two of them. One for everyday and one for fancy like occasions. They're dead too. Dead rabbits as a matter of fact which brings us...
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    Family & Relationships People Addicted To Alcohol

    Our Native American populations have a hell of time with alcohol as a general rule. I do have an Injun friend though who drinks with me on occasion and he has no troubles at all. He's an Apache/Cherokee mix. Maybe I should do a scientific study tribe by tribe? I knew a raging alco once. He...
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    I cried for the first time in years today

    I already have been.
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    Good Friday

    Funny thing, "good friday" is a psuedo-religious holiday - even if you happen to be Christian. According to the Bible, Jesus/Yashua/Yehoshua/Rabbi Yeshua bin Yosef (or however one would prefer to call Him) was crucified on a Wednesday. On good freakin' Friday he was dead 2 days. He resurrected...
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