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With the inferior league hosting games in a central location, following the lead set by the neckless ones in the north of Australia, is it time for the biggest game in the land to follow suit? Without looking at the map of Sweet, only one location makes sense : Las Vegas. The Stadium in the...

SFA Season 35 Official Premiership Fixture Round One - 29 January 2023 (Opening Round) Baghdad Bombers vs Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair East Side Phoenix vs Gold City Royals at The Eyrie Las Vegas Bears vs Roys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky...

I'm Mr. Brown, exclusive reporter to the Sweet FA, reporting exclusively on the Sweet FA. A source at league headquarters has told me, exclusively, that the league bosses were pleased at the frantic start to the season and the frenzied media wave from DenieD as it's diverted any focus from the...

LAS VEGAS, August 2022 - The season of woe continued this week as the Las Vegas Bears encountered their first ever Sweet F.A. bye. Despite the myriad of dodgy financial stories surrounding this team, the fans of the Bears went in to the week with a lightened soul knowing that their team would...

Season 34, with 12 home and away games played per team, sees the Sweet FA have it's shortest season since season 1, which also saw 12 home and away games played for each team. What is the effect of a 12 game season? While there are pros and cons, I'm going to take a look at the past 10...

Just curious from the main thread discussion Jumper clash fails how much do teams benefit from guernsey sales? To me, struggling teams would benefit from pumping out X amount of designs each season to prop up their financial woes, but I'm wondering how much it would work in the real world. For...

Citizens of Sweet the Las Vegas Bears are proud to launch a new service dedicated to Las Vegas and the Las Vegas Bears. Rather than many news stories from various members of the Bears littering the place, the players of the Las Vegas Bears will be consolidating them all in this one place for...

The Admin-go-round has loaded up again with a new warm body and the promise of making the Sweet FA better place. But, as in every other go-round the chance to start the season off right has been missed. Going back to the introduction of the 12 teams in Season 18, the scheduling of Round 1 has...

Oprah and I have found the last few beez seasons to be lacking something. So, Oprah felt it was time to reveal more... That's right. We're announcing our second go round of our beez votes sweepstakes. What's involved? Throughout the course of the season we'll be providing 20 opportunities to...

The Pro Football Hall of Fame announced 54 Class of 2023 semifinalists in the Seniors and Coaches/Contributors categories. The Hall's 12-person Seniors Committee named 25 semifinalists from the field of nominees, advancing them to the next stage of the election process. Separately, the Hall's...

Players listed in bold spent the majority of their career at that club (As of end of Season 32) East Side Phoenix (12) : boncer34, Wally, Tarkyn_24, ItsMyShow, Frankston Rover, croweater 41, okeydoke7, Biggie, larrikin, The Filth Wizard, Hate, pantskyle Mt Buller Demons (10) : boncer34...

I enjoy reading Stephen King books, having read many books of his, so I thought I'd give this a crack. The first few chapters of this were King-like, but not, similar, but understated, I was enjoying it a lot. Then, he hit Derry... the references to IT seemed so convenient. I'm only up to Part...

Here's an update to the Sweet FA stats leaderboard, in each statistical category, to the end of Season 32. All information in this thread has been taken from the career data spreadsheet maintained by Hate and found in the following thread ...

This week the vote for expansion is taking place. From all reports there is only the one team, the Chlamydian Old Fellas, in the running. Meaning that, if this team is accepted, the league will have an uneven amount of teams, bringing the bye in to play* The question is, how will the bye play...

Hi I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from past expansion bids like "I can't believe it's not the Koalas" and "Tangerines : Fact or Fiction" If you were to think of the Sweet FA, would you think of A - Werewolf Games B - A league based on a simulated game of Australian Rules football C -...

Round 5 is all about some significant milestones happening, we've all seen the threads, we've all said our piece. But what about the insignificant ones? The ones that don't see dedicated threads, or legions of adoring fans falling over themselves to offer praise. The Sweet FA pretends that...

A legend in a mythical land, in a sporting galaxy far, far away has weighed in on the Sweet F.A. Bennett says clubs against SFA expansion have ‘vested interests’ NRL legend Wayne Bennett has hit back at clubs who question the need for a 13th team in the SFA, saying they have ‘vested...

After the well received rebrand, the East Side team experienced an embarrassing situation at the conclusion of their first victory under the new name. The TV audience watched as the jovial players huddled together to belt out their new team song : ♫ We're a happy team at East Side We're the...

Here's an update to the Sweet FA stats leaderboard, in each statistical category, to the end of Season 31. All information in this thread has been taken from the career data spreadsheet maintained by Hate and found in the following thread ...

Not many of you know, but this season I have been supplementing my Sweet FA income with some cash jobs working for tony and his body disposal and crime scene cleaning crew. It is interesting work, where you sometimes stumble across things you weren't meant to stumble across. Recently I found...

Once again I find myself standing on the outside looking in at the Finals action. Once again, I question why I returned and question the insanity at considering going around again, when a certain future of another season of bantering from the losing side of the fence is in store. I mean it's...

Seeings we're in full beez season mode, may I present. My name is Broken, I'm old, I'm a Bear and I'm a loser There's a line in Othello about a loser Now a sensible man, by and by a fool and presently a beast That pretty well covers it Mr Broken, this is a Girl Scout meeting! Is it...

After seeing the recent expansion bids get knocked back, myself and a few other players have banded together to analyse the failed bids. Early on it was agreed that the aim of this was to see if we could get a bid together to enter the league in Season 32, by learning from the lessons of the...

It's that time of year again where we're roughly at the midpoint of the season and your feedback is sought. Please look over these questions and provide your honest feedback in this thread. 1- Do you want a mid season survey? Yes/No 2- Should we have a mid season survey? Yes/No 3- When should...

This thread is here to take a look at time a team spends in the lead to see who has been dominating, who has been lucky and who has truly been screwed over by the sim. Each week I plan on putting down the percentages of who has led during each match, a graph of the season to date for each team...

As I'm curious as to the leader boards - here is a list of current leaders in each statistical category, to the end of Season 30. All information in this thread has been sourced from a spreadsheet maintained by Hate of all the Sweet FA statistical data. Taken from this thread...

The AFL is celebrating it's 125th year next season (25th without Fitzroy :'( ) and I was wondering if the AFL are planning a celebration of that milestone like they did the 100th season. That year they had a special logo, also worn on the jumpers, and a throwback round for the 8 founding...

I've been playing around with some data visualisation tools and, given the Sweet F.A. has lots of nice data to play with, I've created the above using the win total data of teams in the league from the first ever round to the current day. Note: Better watched in a larger screen.

For the 100th anniversary of the NFL they are placing 20(!) new members in to the Hall of Fame. This breakdown is 10 senior members, 3 contributors, 2 coaches and 5 modern era players. As of today the two coaches have been announced : Bill Cowher and Jimmy Johnson. The 10 senior members and 3...

All information in this thread has been sourced from a spreadsheet maintained by Hate of all Sweet FA statistical data. We know there's a few issues here with player name changes, but if these haven't been changed in the next two weeks, please let us know. CLICK THIS LINK TO OPEN STATS SPREADSHEET