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I’m just hoping that one of our legendary posters who’s also a Simpson fan can make us a “monkey knife fight” meme featuring Port and the Pies (with Freo cheering on) in time for Saturday.

You know it’ll happen. Dogs almost get as much of an armchair ride as Carlscum.

It does give me A LOT of schadenfreude to see the Saints get smacked like this on their home deck. Thinking of that smug prick SOS on the Henry trade (and the Henry bid actually) being a part of this list that’s now consistently refusing to turn up. Delicious.

Suck s**t Saints. Love seeing them lose. Though I also hate the Dogs and would like to see their spiral continue.

Yep, you could see the close loss coming from the beginning of that last quarter as we squandered opportunity after opportunity. Blokes not even registering a ******* score from relatively easy shots - it was diabolical.

Jaeger needs to kick the ******* goals if he goes forward. Almost every single game that he has played this year he’s missed a gettable one.

Again, unpopular opinion, but I reckon with Swittas pressure acts and Freddy’s pace both out for us, plus the Weagles newfound confidence I reckon they’ll push us in a close one. In: Darcy, Ras Out: Swit, Tabs Sub: Brodie

When fit I’d like to see Wags come in for Walker. Unpopular opinion I know, but he’s more creative and a better defender. Walks has had a couple of turnover howlers in recent games that people overlook because of his speed and potential. Interesting that Hughes doesn’t seem to get the same leniency.

Agree with everything here except for the Henry bit. Johnson has at least shown me something I can be hopeful about. Henry is genuine dud.

Reminds me of something that happened in a Grand Final once.

Dude just take the L - so salty tsh! Hahaha

Oh man that’s some tasty, tasty meatball!

Oh yes you beautiful bastards!!!

Please win from here. I feel like the Carlscum Cheats are getting beaten at the contest and your mob just need to kick straight.

Jayzus that was another umpire howler.

Mitch Hinge is a handy player. Never seems to have a bad touch.

I’m not going to watch this live. Trying to save what little is left of my hair and blood pressure.

People scoff at the whole AFL conspiracy bit, but all you need to do is look at their draw as a high finishing team (of cheating campaigners) last year compared to ours finishing 14th. Ridiculous bias.

It’s the Carlscum way. Cheats of the highest order.

Really rate him. Would make our defence even betterer and the Brions significantly worse.

Lol of course they pump up Lester after I shitcan him.

Don’t mind this at all.

Again on Van Rooyen. Just not that impressive I’m sad to say.

Oh yeah forgot Doedee. It’ll come to bit them I reckon. Meanwhile this Melbum team has heaps of youngsters in it. Would love to see us blood Simpson at home (well at least in WA) next week.

So, I know the Brions have some great players across their lines, but why oh why they persist with some of their veterans in Gardner and Lester I just can’t understand. Surely they’ve developed some better young defenders than those two.

He’s got the tank but I don’t reckon he has the pace or discipline tbh. Love the kid but he’s a hunter not a follower.

Thanks Snuff. Wasn’t too much to ask now was it?

When do we find out about how bad Switta and Freddy are?

God can we change this ******* title. I was incredibly proud of the way Freo played on the weekend, buoyed by their ability to adapt and choke Carlscum to the point they needed to cheat to win. More heartened than heartbroken.

So, what were the injuries to Swit and Freddy? I seem to have missed that in my rage yesterday.