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    I hope I'm there to see it.

    Peter Andre is on that show, and all you're concerned with is some ditzy blonde's fake swoopers? Reality check. Peter Andre RULES! Everybody, do the Funky Junkie. (not literally - don't go and pole the junkie at your local public transport station. It's a dance)
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    time travel

    Yesterday, 7pm. That's right before I drank about 30 beers, a bottle of Bacardi (world's most popular spirit) and a flipper.
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    Andrew Mackie

    We don't want the kid in jail.
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    Your thought on what happens after you die!

    Molested by the mortician.
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    A third mod? Nominate now!

    He'd no doubt do a better job.
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    Rod Owen wins $1 million

    He's moving up to Queensland. His brother C.O got him onto a good financial adviser, so hopefully he'll use the money wisely. Until he moves, he's still pulling beers at the Railway in Port Melb. Top fellas, the pair of em. Steaks as big as your head.
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    AFL for the rich only

    Where has your Rove-like wit gone?
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    Brazilian Wax

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Brazilian Wax Took your time.
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    "Looks like Kucera is getting the rough end of the pineapple..."

    Re: Re: "Looks like Kucera is getting the rough end of the pineapple..." You have obviously not heard of a little gay midget called Drew Morphett.
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    A third mod? Nominate now!

    Learn something new every day! Now, who is Sue?
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    Are you an organ doner?

    Took a while. I seen that from the get-go.
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    Hookes hype overload

    You are so tragic, Zeke. I have not witnessed a worse acting job since the guy with the beard in "Coven". You really struggle to fit in, don't you? Hence your incomprehensible stance and comments on certain things. I really do pity you, it must be so hard for you.
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    Brazilian Wax

    And your proof is? Or is it like the 'bald as a brazil nut' statement? I'm not having a go, I just need proof.
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    Brazilian Wax

    Re: Re: Brazilian Wax Met her at the Tunnel with Juno.
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    A third mod? Nominate now!

    P&P by the length of the straight. Give the other two bozo's the boot.
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    Brazilian Wax

    Now, I have a $200 bet with your mother on this, why is a Brazilian Wax, called a 'Brazilian'? I say it's because of two reasons: i. the actual wax traditionally used, is a product of Brazil ii. at Rio Carnivale time (Mardi gras) the chicks wear skimpy bikini's etc and have to be waxed for...
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    Hookes hype overload

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hookes hype overload Seems to be a recurring pattern in your life.
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    Hookes hype overload

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hookes hype overload You're free to leave at any time, you ****ing try hard.
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    Songs for Posters

    Appleyard: "Above You, Below Me" - Badly Drawn Boy goaldrush: "Stain" - Nirvana Vanders: "Hoochie Mama (Big Booty Hoes) - 2 Live Crew catgirl2002: "Black the Sun" - Alex Lloyd Spidergirl: "Fill Me Up" - Linda Perry Scarlett Pimp: "Did You Miss Me?" - Cooper Temple Clause Santos L Helper...
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    Who is the worst player your club has picked up

    So, pretty much, you know nothing about football.
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    RIP Hookesy

    Been struggling for something to say, but I think you summed it up perfectly. RIP David.
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    Hookes in critical condition

    Bouncers are scum of the earth.
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    Predictable Headlines

    "Geelong player injured in drunken accident"
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    Bevan's selfishness finally comes back to bite him on the arse

    Bevan is selected PURELY on past accolades, of which he is no longer capable. If that's the path the selectors wish to take, then I suggest they give Simon O'Donnell and Terry Alderman a call. It's just as absurd, as all it does is hold back talent.
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    Hookes in critical condition

    Just another reason why bouncers/security guards should be made to pass an intelligence test before they get employed. Brainless thugs performing cowardly acts is not what this town needs. Thoughts & prayers to David, his family, friends and all who have been touched by him.
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    great ocean road and bellarine surrounding areas.

    Queenscliff - old school Bulldogs tops. Recently signed Mark Orchard ex-Syd & Coll.
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    Michael Long Is The Most Overrated Player Ever

    So do the words: Sex offender
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    Michael Long Is The Most Overrated Player Ever

    Long, Silvagni, Whitten and Gavin Brown for a 4-way tie in most overrated player of all time.
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    So Graham Norton

    Can't stand Graham Norton, so mind-numbingly boring. Love Alan Partridge though, Coogan is a genius.
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    Dumb tattoos

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