HS Article - Luke Ball

[jimmy_clement#8]

Originally Posted by DaisysHair

How does he smell!?

He's going to smell of chardonnay and land rover come Thursday night me thinks.

[PieLebo87]

Originally Posted by DaisysHair

How does he smell!?

He smells like what all balls would smell like!

[Invigoration]

We should have put Luke Ball in for fake surgery or something. Make it look like he injured himself training and get the media to take a few snaps of him going into hospital on crutches or something, have him coming out looking really dejected etc.
What club would dare take him after seeing that and having no medical done, Would be an awesome little scheme to cook up.

[King Woodie]

Originally Posted by Invigoration

We should have put Luke Ball in for fake surgery or something. Make it look like he injured himself training and get the media to take a few snaps of him going into hospital on crutches or something, have him coming out looking really dejected etc.
What club would dare take him after seeing that and having no medical done, Would be an awesome little scheme to cook up.

I agree, this would have improved our chances of drafting him... May breach some ethical standards though...

This is the type of thing I thought we did with Jurrah. Bring him close to assess him, and then create a "go-home" situation which would scare off other clubs. It didn't work though (unfortunately).

[dswan]

He should have said he is going to germany for hamstring surgery which could sideline him for 12 months some lie like that.


He is so injured anyway we dont need to pretend. If melbourne gets him he will get 500k and the team will still suck thatd be funny

[Pie eyed]

Originally Posted by King Woodie

I agree, this would have improved our chances of drafting him... May breach some ethical standards though...

This is the type of thing I thought we did with Jurrah. Bring him close to assess him, and then create a "go-home" situation which would scare off other clubs. It didn't work though (unfortunately).

Nothing wrong with a small piece of protruding cheekbone, a full leg cast and some vampire blood surely?