Non Football but Ford or Holden - Bogan Jamboree thread

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Originally Posted by WCErevival

Yeah I seem to remember it involving them letting Holden use Fords double wishbone setup because Holden had a whinge.

Hmmm........funniest thing I remember was the Falcon teams screaming blue murder up and down the pitlane because they only had 22% of the front downforce of the Commodore with the BA - wonder how that happened?

[mazzie]

Originally Posted by thatswhatimtalkinabout

Hmmm........funniest thing I remember was the Falcon teams screaming blue murder up and down the pitlane because they only had 22% of the front downforce of the Commodore with the BA - wonder how that happened?

just ask whingeing LARRY PERKINS

[Crowmad]

Originally Posted by mazzie

just ask whingeing LARRY PERKINS

News flash just in - Ford Falcon to go worldwide and Commodore discontinued due to having so many faults!!

Commodore Faults:
Indicators go on, off, on, off not off, on, off, on
Excessively small accelorator pedals
Cup holders only hold flagons
Too many found at Alberton oval(brokenDown!)
Jenny Williams the new face of Holden
Registered to hold 5 people but uncomfortably seat 11
Too many found burned out, and its not from theft
Factory relocating to Elizabeth Downs to closer for majority of owners to get parts
City Dismantlers now the new Holden showroom



Believe it or not, this is just leaving the assembly line!

[ROates]

Originally Posted by Crowmad

News flash just in - Ford Falcon to go worldwide and Commodore discontinued due to having so many faults!!

Did you read this 'headline' in your head?

Besides, this image you have given shows that the ute did very well, no folding doors, no change in roofline, i can't even tell if the windscreen is shattered. Also, the Commodore got 5 starts in its crash test, the highest possible.

Failed troll

[Crowmad]

Originally Posted by ROates

Did you read this 'headline' in your head?

Besides, this image you have given shows that the ute did very well, no folding doors, no change in roofline, i can't even tell if the windscreen is shattered. Also, the Commodore got 5 starts in its crash test, the highest possible.

Failed troll

Mate, I think you are seeing things in your head!! Rocks probably!!

The only car to get a 5 star rating is the Ford Falcon, not the Crumbledoor so go pull the other one!!

Anyway the picture of the crash test had been taken mid crash so I think the doors, roofline and front windows were pulped to smitherines. And it was taken on the assembly line!! They didn't want to be embarrassed so only allowed that photo to be published!!

Damn embarrassing I say

[rhinowce]

Originally Posted by Crowmad

Mate, I think you are seeing things in your head!! Rocks probably!!

The only car to get a 5 star rating is the Ford Falcon, not the Crumbledoor so go pull the other one!!

Anyway the picture of the crash test had been taken mid crash so I think the doors, roofline and front windows were pulped to smitherines. And it was taken on the assembly line!! They didn't want to be embarrassed so only allowed that photo to be published!!

Damn embarrassing I say

Wow what a my dick is longer than your thread !!

[gravedanger1]

Originally Posted by Crowmad

Mate, I think you are seeing things in your head!! Rocks probably!!

The only car to get a 5 star rating is the Ford Falcon, not the Crumbledoor so go pull the other one!!

Anyway the picture of the crash test had been taken mid crash so I think the doors, roofline and front windows were pulped to smitherines. And it was taken on the assembly line!! They didn't want to be embarrassed so only allowed that photo to be published!!

Damn embarrassing I say

Now that is a classic
And thats one of there better ones.
You should see the commie they had on "a current affair" the other night!
That was one pissed off owner.

[Bogg]

Originally Posted by gravedanger1

Now that is a classic
And thats one of there better ones.
You should see the commie they had on "a current affair" the other night!
That was one pissed off owner.

Did see that.....what a freekin lemon, only 22,000 k's and completely f***ed!!
And to top it of Holden have left him out to dry taking no blame or even trying to help the poor fool!! Apparently he's not the only one!

That'll teach the dick for buying a Holden I guess

[PortTuff]

Originally Posted by gravedanger1

Now that is a classic
And thats one of there better ones.
You should see the commie they had on "a current affair" the other night!
That was one pissed off owner.

W**k, w**k.......they said that the car in question had been illegally modified and that was part, not all but part of the cause of this blokes woes. All the same they should replace that car cause he payed a shit load for it and only had it for a few months!

[ROates]

Originally Posted by Crowmad

Mate, I think you are seeing things in your head!! Rocks probably!!

The only car to get a 5 star rating is the Ford Falcon, not the Crumbledoor so go pull the other one!!

Oh dear. Somebody hasn't done the research.

Here's some reading; (look for ANCAP ratings)

http://www.greencarsales.com.au/revi...ega-sidi-17086

http://www.themotorreport.com.au/419...rating-likely/

http://www.goauto.com.au/mellor/mell...25756D000ED6FF

http://www.holden.com.au/Satellite?a...HLDFleetLayout

Think i've made my point.....

[gravedanger1]

Originally Posted by ROates

Oh dear. Somebody hasn't done the research.

Here's some reading; (look for ANCAP ratings)

http://www.greencarsales.com.au/revi...ega-sidi-17086

http://www.themotorreport.com.au/419...rating-likely/

http://www.goauto.com.au/mellor/mell...25756D000ED6FF

http://www.holden.com.au/Satellite?a...HLDFleetLayout

Think i've made my point.....

Hey roates, did you happen to see "a current affair"?
Have a read of some of the earlier posts.
Some of holdens finest!!
And they sponser footy for gods sake!!!