Dr Seuss Drinking Poem

Id like another drink i think
Another drink to make me pink
I think ill drink until I stink
Ill drink until i cannot blink

Perhaps ill have a shot of rye
The rye i spy with my own eye
Some rye to make me fly so high
I think that i can touch the sky

Or maybe i will have some rumm
Its not so dumb to want some rum
Ill drink and fall upon my bum
Or maybe contemplate my thumb

Some vodka would be very nice
Or wine, or maybe scotch on ice
Perhaps Kahlua would entice
Ill drink it once, Ill drink it twice

Perhaps some gin to make me grin
Its not a sin to want some gin
A 26 will make me spin
And then i will begin again

I want some beer to make me cheer
Hurray! Hurrah! A cheer for beer!
I will not stick it in my ear
Hurrah! Hurray! Im here for beer

Ill drink with my friends Jack and Ron
Ill drink until my livers gone
Ill invite Sam and Bud and you
And Captain Morgan can come, too

Im loaded now, I have to go
My brain is working very slow
Theres just one thing i need to know:
Where is the can? I have to go!

very good

lol. I'll sing it next time i'm out drinking with friends (tomorrow night to be exact )

Good work Macca But how can anyone remember all of that poem, especially if your sozzled. you'd be slurring the words after the first line.