Send a mid-season message. Raph Clarke is my new Matthew Capuano. I came back from the toilets and said to my mates "You would not believe who I saw walking out of the female toilets!" They asked who and I said "Raphael Clarke." Giggles and appreciation for the disrespect shown to Raph. After Capuano, Troy Schwarze became the player I love to hate, but I even didn't mind him before he got the arse. I cannot believe we drafted this dud with such a high pick just because his brother plays with us. On that note, X may be escaping criticism just because Raph is worse. Play Clinton Jones or Mini, they at least have a fair dinkum crack at it. Is Dempster injured? Seriously, my Saints supporting friends and I saw Raph kicking it around in the warmup and hung our heads in disappointment. What we need most now is a scapegoat! Sorry* Raph, you're it.
*May or may not be sorry.
*May or may not be sorry.