Selection Night Transcript - Port v St Kilda

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Sep 27, 2004
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As the morning sun broke through the hotel window, the immense brightness awoke Mark and in an instant a smile stretched across his face as the first thought that came into his mind was the tremendous victory his team Port Adelaide had had the day before against the reigning premiers Hawthorn.

Mark sat up and looking to his left noticed the bed sheet had slipped off his naked room mate’s body exposing a nicely shaped buttocks. Admiring this view for a moment, Mark eventually stretched over and gave a gentle pat to the exposed buttocks. “Ah………wake up Toby, we need to get downstairs and join the rest of the team for breakfast”. Toby slowly stirred and then opened his eyes. Looking straight into Mark’s eyes he smiled and slowly reached over to give Mark a………………….


Peter Rohde: Choco………..Choco………..CHOCO!!!

Mark Williams: Ah…………what……………..um sorry fellas, I um…………must have been day dreaming.

Peter Rohde: OK we have got some really good selection problems this week as a result of last week’s magnificent result.

Mark Williams: Yeah well um………………obviously Dom comes back in as he is captain so that is ah…………at least 1 in.

Tony McGuiness: I dithagree, I think we thould reward the playerth for their effort. Never change a winning thide I thay.

Mark Williams: Ah…………Dom is the captain and so I think it is a given that he will play and ah……….besides, Thomas was reversed into by the umpire after being pushed.

Tony McGuiness: But who will he replathe?

Mark Williams: Ah………..well um………I would imagine young Wade Thompson would come out for Dom, anyone disagree?

Domenic Cassisi: I disagree.

Mark Williams: You’re disagreeing with coming back into the side?

Domenic Cassisi: No, I’m disagreeing with taking Wade Thompsons spot.

Mark Williams: So you think Wade should stay in the side?

Domenic Cassisi: No, I think we need to bring in Shaun for Wade.

Tony McGuiness: I’m confuthed.

Mark Williams: OK so that is ah……….Shaun for Wade and Dom for Thomas.

Matthew Primus: Sorry to interrupt but Shaun failed his fitness test.

Mark Williams: DAMM!! Is his knee still giving him trouble?

Matthew Primus: No, he just didn’t seem to try hard enough.

Peter Rohde: OK then, with that in mind, who do we give an opportunity to?

Tony McGuiness: Lower

Mark Williams: Who is Lower?

Adam Kingsley: Nick Lower

Mark Williams: Gee, I um………..forgot he was on our list.

Tony McGuiness: We dithcuthed Lower latht week Choco.

Mark Williams: OK then, bring him in.

Peter Rohde: Will they be the only changes?

Mark Williams: Well um………….. Saint Kilda is a fairly tall team so should we um……….. consider bringing in an extra tall.

Peter Rohde: Who?

Mark Williams: Well um…………I was ah………… thinking maybe um…..Toby.

***********************long silence**********************

Mark Williams: Ok then, I will ah………………. take that as a no.
 
Domenic Cassisi: No, I’m disagreeing with taking Wade Thompsons spot.

Mark Williams: So you think Wade should stay in the side?

Domenic Cassisi: No, I think we need to bring in Shaun for Wade.

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Tony McGuiness: Lower

Mark Williams: Who is Lower?

Adam Kingsley: Nick Lower

Mark Williams: Gee, I um………..forgot he was on our list.

Tony McGuiness: We dithcuthed Lower latht week Choco.

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Mark Williams: Well um………….. Saint Kilda is a fairly tall team so should we um……….. consider bringing in an extra tall.

Peter Rohde: Who?

Mark Williams: Well um…………I was ah………… thinking maybe um…..Toby.

***********************long silence**********************

Mark Williams: Ok then, I will ah………………. take that as a no.

three really good little snippets I LOL'd to!
 

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