Selection Night Transcript – Port v Richmond

Sep 27, 2004
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Mark Williams: OK we have finished our um………… R7: Port v Kangaroos Review so let’s ah……………get on with selecting the team. Firstly, how is Kane and Sala?

Peter Rohde: Well they will both be out this week so we will be mixing up the centre square a little bit more than normal this week.

Adam Kingsley: Well we will need to make sure that we don’t go into this game with cocky attitudes like last week or we will suffer another embarrassing loss.

Mark Williams: Well ah……….. luckily for us, we have some rookie list gems to cover some of the injuries and have re-signed Bob so that’s Carlile here to stay.

Peter Rohde: Given our fairly talented list who will G17 target?

Mark Williams: I don’t really care at this stage; maybe we could ah………… bluff them with an Adam Thomson update.

Adam Kingsley: OK, our defence is pretty settled so no changes are needed there although Chaplin needs to get tough a little more often to keep up the pressure on the opposition forwards.

Mark Williams: Absolutely agree, by the way, I’m thirsty and there is no coffee.

Domenic Cassisi: What the club can’t afford a coffee?

Peter Rohde: Well our financial situation is still fairly bad so maybe we need to cut more costs. Having said that, the club is here to stay – Demetriou said so.

Mark Williams: Well it’s definitely the dream of a lot of rival supporters that we fold.

Tony McGuiness: Well if we do fold there will be no new coach needed for 2010

Mark Williams: What do you mean new coach?

Tony McGuiness: Well I heard a rumour while in Dew’th rethtaurant.

Mark Williams: Who is spreading that rumour?

Tony McGuiness: Well Rucci confirmth what we all know.

Mark Williams: Ah……………Rucci is um…………….talking out of his backside, my job is safe.

Tony McGuiness: Well Rucci reckons your job is in as much danger as Will Robinson.

Mark Williams: Well I’m the coach right now so I will pick the Ins and outs against Richmond. Out Sal and Kane, In Toby and Hartlett.



So ends another Selection Night Transcript – Port v Richmond
 

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Well done.....

Can you do a slection night transcript for the crows as well........I know I would PMSL........
 
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^would be interesting to see how they react to it... i reckon some would genuinely find it funny, whilst others would be offended purely because it's from a port supporter

another great piece etw

haha ive got one thread in there
 

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Not the funniest Transcript ever... but definitely the cleverist Transcript ever!!!

Great change of pace and unexpected GOLD.
 

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Thats what where Talkin About!!!!

Well done.....

Can you do a slection night transcript for the crows as well........I know I would PMSL........
Craig: Before anybody talks a word of warning.
If anyone tries to talk me into using those high energy batteries for our robots again I'm going to rip some heads off.
 
When I saw Richmond I thought how can ETW make it funny this week given such a disappointing lose and its Richmond. But bugger me as Mike Moore would say, " he's done it again." Not the funniest transcript, but in the words of Bruce a very cllllllllllllllllllllever one to use the thread titles. :thumbsu:
 
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