************sound of phone ringing*************
Paul Connors: Good morning Connors Sport Management
Domenic Cassisi: Hello Paul, its Dom here.
Paul Connors: Dom…………oh…….um…… how are you?
Domenic Cassisi: Well lets just say I have been happier……….A LOT HAPPIER!!!
Paul Connors: What can I do for you Dom; your contract is not up for renewal yet.
Domenic Cassisi: I have negotiated another contract.
Paul Connors: You can’t do that; you are contracted to me as your Player Manager.
Domenic Cassisi: I’m not talking about that type of contract PAUL!!!!!!!
Paul Connors: You sound a bit stressed Dom. What is wrong?
Domenic Cassisi: Does ‘Nobody wants to play for Port Adelaide’ ring any bells PAUL!!!!!! ?
Paul Connors: That comment Dom? I was just feeling a bit of pressure because a few players refused to move club as part of some trade deals I was involved in. It was a throw away line Dom.
Domenic Cassisi: A throw away line huh. What about the shot you had about the player list, Choco, small crowds and financial troubles???
Paul Connors: OK Dom I did say all that, I am sorry Dom if I have offended you.
Domenic Cassisi: It is a bit to late for sorry PAUL!!!!!. You have disrespected the Port Adelaide Football Club in every way possible. Are you familiar with the Port River?
Paul Connors: Are you threatening me Dom?
Domenic Cassisi: I don’t make threats Paul, I act. You are a low life scumbag. You make your money on the back of other people’s hard work. Your Mother should be jailed for bringing you into this world.
Paul Connors: OK, I deserved that.
Domenic Cassisi: Your wife is a whore.
Paul Connors: OK, I deserved that.
Domenic Cassisi: You are a lower life form that Fevola.
Paul Connors: Now you are going to far Dom.
Domenic Cassisi: I don’t think I am PAUL!!!!!! so how do you want to die, shot to the head, concrete boots or exhaust fumes in the garage?
Paul Connors: (sobbing) Please don’t kill me Dom, please.
Domenic Cassisi: I will consider letting you live if you are prepared retract your statements about my club.
Paul Connors: (sobbing) OK I will retract all my statements.
Domenic Cassisi: I have considered your promise to retract your statements but have decided to kill you anyway. Oh and Paul.
Paul Connors: (sobbing) Yes Dom.
Domenic Cassisi: You’re FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
************sound of knock at door***************
Paul Connors: Who is it?
************sound of door opening***************
Paul Connors: Tony McGuiness, what are you doing here?
Tony McGuiness: I'm back and I'm pithed off
************sound of gun shot***************
Paul Connors: Good morning Connors Sport Management
Domenic Cassisi: Hello Paul, its Dom here.
Paul Connors: Dom…………oh…….um…… how are you?
Domenic Cassisi: Well lets just say I have been happier……….A LOT HAPPIER!!!
Paul Connors: What can I do for you Dom; your contract is not up for renewal yet.
Domenic Cassisi: I have negotiated another contract.
Paul Connors: You can’t do that; you are contracted to me as your Player Manager.
Domenic Cassisi: I’m not talking about that type of contract PAUL!!!!!!!
Paul Connors: You sound a bit stressed Dom. What is wrong?
Domenic Cassisi: Does ‘Nobody wants to play for Port Adelaide’ ring any bells PAUL!!!!!! ?
Paul Connors: That comment Dom? I was just feeling a bit of pressure because a few players refused to move club as part of some trade deals I was involved in. It was a throw away line Dom.
Domenic Cassisi: A throw away line huh. What about the shot you had about the player list, Choco, small crowds and financial troubles???
Paul Connors: OK Dom I did say all that, I am sorry Dom if I have offended you.
Domenic Cassisi: It is a bit to late for sorry PAUL!!!!!. You have disrespected the Port Adelaide Football Club in every way possible. Are you familiar with the Port River?
Paul Connors: Are you threatening me Dom?
Domenic Cassisi: I don’t make threats Paul, I act. You are a low life scumbag. You make your money on the back of other people’s hard work. Your Mother should be jailed for bringing you into this world.
Paul Connors: OK, I deserved that.
Domenic Cassisi: Your wife is a whore.
Paul Connors: OK, I deserved that.
Domenic Cassisi: You are a lower life form that Fevola.
Paul Connors: Now you are going to far Dom.
Domenic Cassisi: I don’t think I am PAUL!!!!!! so how do you want to die, shot to the head, concrete boots or exhaust fumes in the garage?
Paul Connors: (sobbing) Please don’t kill me Dom, please.
Domenic Cassisi: I will consider letting you live if you are prepared retract your statements about my club.
Paul Connors: (sobbing) OK I will retract all my statements.
Domenic Cassisi: I have considered your promise to retract your statements but have decided to kill you anyway. Oh and Paul.
Paul Connors: (sobbing) Yes Dom.
Domenic Cassisi: You’re FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
************sound of knock at door***************
Paul Connors: Who is it?
************sound of door opening***************
Paul Connors: Tony McGuiness, what are you doing here?
Tony McGuiness: I'm back and I'm pithed off
************sound of gun shot***************
I knew you wouldn't let us down ETW. 
