Different bread of humans

freddy mercury · Dec 7, 2011

I was watching soccer at a mates over the weekend and saw some goal keeper who got a forearm in the head and went down like he was shot and got carried off on a stretcher. How come they all go down so easily?

Are they a different bread of humans?

SBI · Dec 7, 2011

They just dough know any better.

Eddie Dingle · Dec 7, 2011

Are we the only species that eats toast?

TheOz · Dec 7, 2011

freddy mercury said:
I was watching soccer at a mates over the weekend and saw some goal keeper who got a forearm in the head and went down like he was shot and got carried off on a stretcher. How come they all go down so easily?

Are they a different bread of humans?

Yes, they're mostly multigrain.

Boro · Dec 7, 2011

Maybe he copped a rye hit to the breadbasket? That can hurt!

Bradesmaen · Dec 7, 2011

Just sounds a bit like Sour dough grapes to me.

Boro · Dec 7, 2011

These jokes are pita ing out...there'll be naan left soon.

Boro · Dec 7, 2011

SBI said:
They just dough know any better.

The OP has a point though, it's pretty kneadless

Bradesmaen · Dec 7, 2011

Especially when they are rolling pin around.

Cruyff14 · Dec 7, 2011

It's just the way they are bread when playing I guess.

Eddie Dingle · Dec 7, 2011

Maybe he was loafing around on the stretcher?

Ah the old soccer cliche's "We'll just take it one slice at a time guv"

charcoalchicken · Dec 7, 2011

a forearm to the scone would hurt though

Eddie Dingle · Dec 7, 2011

charcoalchicken said:
a forearm to the scone would hurt though

A finger bun to the scone could kill a man.

Bradesmaen · Dec 7, 2011

Nah a loaf to the scone wouldn't hurt.. they just make a wholemeal out of it.

Cruyff14 · Dec 7, 2011

Not if it's a tip top challenge.

Eddie Dingle · Dec 7, 2011

At the very yeast it could cause a lump to rise on your scone?

wce_all_da_way · Dec 7, 2011

Well this thread is sure to put a damper on his day.

Bradesmaen · Dec 7, 2011

Would you like some crumpets to give you a rise in mood?

Eddie Dingle · Dec 7, 2011

Maybe just butter his muffin?

Boro · Dec 7, 2011

Bradesmaen said:
Would you like some crumpets to give you a rise in mood?

A bit of crumpet on the side is fine in theory, but he'd want to make sure he doesn't put a bun in the oven!

Back on topic though, was the keeper badly battered?

Eddie Dingle · Dec 7, 2011

Boro said:
A bit of crumpet on the side is fine in theory, but he'd want to make sure he doesn't put a bun in the oven!

Back on topic though, was the keeper badly battered?

There was a topic?

Cruyff14 · Dec 7, 2011

footyhead07 said:
There was a topic?

Not that I was aware of, thought we were on a real roll.

Eddie Dingle · Dec 7, 2011

Cruyff14 said:
Not that I was aware of, thought we were on a real roll.

More of a scroll I believe...

Cruyff14 · Dec 7, 2011

Stop being such a tart.

Mr_Bojangles · Dec 7, 2011

Come on guys this is enough, it's starting to grain with me a bit.

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