Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[vjknight]

"Smart" is a very subjective concept...

A knowledgeable person knows a tomato is a fruit. A smart person knows not to put it in the fruit salad.

Smarter ones know to plant them in July to get tomatoes by Xmas

 

[TheCoach16]

Smarter ones know to plant them in July to get tomatoes by Xmas

Tomatoes for Christmas??? You can't come up with a better present than that ?

 

[vjknight]

Tomatoes for Christmas??? You can't come up with a better present than that ?

I assumed Carlton fans would appreciate that tip

 

[Doro]

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[HBF]

Don't get too cocky. They didn't check out Nick's Bulletin Board.

Seriously though, Carlton's facebook page is positively feral.

Never even been on the Carlton FB page.

 

[vjknight]

another dull day

 

[DaVillaBlues]

another dull day

Just like Nafan Buckley's coaching and game plan, the Pies are hands down a bottom 3 team to watch, tugrid field kicking, Sidebottom and Adams couldn't hit a barn door to save their lives and a forward line of White, Cloke and Howe, jeez Louise, that's awful

So far Bucks can't seem to develop the kids either like MM did at the Pies.

Reckon the stage is set for a Pies bottom 4 finish in 2016, and Buckley sacked and replaced by Ross Lyon.

 

[Doss]

I must say I've never known field kicking to be described as 'turgid' before.

Or tugrid for that matter.

 

[Wickzki]

Never even been on the Carlton FB page.

God bless your innocent and educated eyes if you choose to check it out....

... Things that make you go

 

[vjknight]

Just like Nafan Buckley's coaching and game plan, the Pies are hands down a bottom 3 team to watch, tugrid field kicking, Sidebottom and Adams couldn't hit a barn door to save their lives and a forward line of White, Cloke and Howe, jeez Louise, that's awful

So far Bucks can't seem to develop the kids either like MM did at the Pies.

Reckon the stage is set for a Pies bottom 4 finish in 2016, and Buckley sacked and replaced by luke hodge.

fixed

 

[vjknight]

I must say I've never known field kicking to be described as 'turgid' before.

Or tugrid for that matter.

bay joke doss.

keep up.

 

[Doss]

bay joke doss.

keep up.

Sorry, haven't had my melanotan today.

 

[Aphrodite]

Hot off the press ........................

New Collingwood 'Family' Memberships launched

 

[Aphrodite]

Sorry, haven't had my 'Vitamin C' injection today.

 

[Doss]

No, and why would I?

Doesn't have that effect...

 

[vjknight]

Hot off the press ........................

New Collingwood 'Family' Memberships launched

can you update that for me please.

one ex in jail, one on the run, 3 kids in detention, 9 at home (an address for AVO's) and current squeeze (overstayed her visa) with one on the way.

 

[HBF]

Hot off the press ........................

New Collingwood 'Family' Memberships launched

Love it.
I'm gunna buy one of those.

 

[Blue__Balls]

can you update that for me please.

one ex in jail, one on the run, 3 kids in detention, 9 at home (an address for AVO's) and current squeeze (overstayed her visa) with one on the way.

Update it yourself - it's just painted on with toothpaste.

May as well give you folks a use for it.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Update it yourself - it's just painted on with toothpaste.

May as well give you folks a use for it.

*SNAP* so early in the morning BB hahahahahahhaha

 

[vjknight]

OMG the losses keep mounting..............

not the cash thing. we know that will be taken care of. ol bruce will step in and donate another few one armed bandits.

this is about the talent.

Josh Kennedy
Eddie Betts
Jeffrey Garlett
Jarrad Waite
Mitch Robinson
Shaun Grigg
Sam Jacobs
Jeremy Laidler
Kane Lucas
Shaun Hampson

and more recently

bell, henderson, menzel, yarran.

youve lost more 'best 22' players than essendon are about to lose for 2 years.



ps. eddie has some tips if bruce doesnt come to the party with the cash.

 

[Doss]

 

[BluStreak]

OMG the losses keep mounting..............

not the cash thing. we know that will be taken care of. ol bruce will step in and donate another few one armed bandits.

this is about the talent.

Josh Kennedy
Eddie Betts
Jeffrey Garlett
Jarrad Waite
Mitch Robinson
Shaun Grigg
Sam Jacobs
Jeremy Laidler
Kane Lucas
Shaun Hampson

and more recently

bell, henderson, menzel, yarran.

youve lost more 'best 22' players than essendon are about to lose for 2 years.



ps. eddie has some tips if bruce doesnt come to the party with the cash.

Nah we found out that they had no connection with Collingwood so we had to move them on.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

I see that Shane Tuck was part of the card for Mundine. His effort was as successful as the Tigers recent finals. Knocked out and stretchered out of the ring. Should have sent Vickery.

 

[TheCoach16]

I see that Shane Tuck was part of the card for Mundine. His effort was as successful as the Tigers recent finals. Knocked out and stretchered out of the ring. Should have sent Vickery.

Vickery prefers his opponents to be looking in another direction before he hits them. Plus it's too difficult for him to mouth off with the mouth guard and headgear on.

 

[THE_GUN]

I see that Shane Tuck was part of the card for Mundine. His effort was as successful as the Tigers recent finals. Knocked out and stretchered out of the ring. Should have sent Vickery.

Poor form, Really Poor form