Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[Aphrodite]

I'm here all day, try the veal.

I can't guarantee that I haven't chemically altered it in some way. Injected some of my own flavour.

I don't like veal!

 

[thylacine60]

Veally? I calf liver without it.

 

[Doss]

Yes, in honour of who retired today I probably should be going the mutton instead today.

 

[thylacine60]

Joel Selwood ever thought of running for US Presidency?

 

[Jabba73]

Well I'm nearly 34 and yes I remember travelling out to that hideous ground Princes Park no watching Hawthorn get rolled in the mid 1990s. A 1995 game stands out in particular I think.

Don't get me wrong. I thought it was brilliant what happened and your downfall from sort of 2002-2011 but after that any banter I could have with Carlton friends was gone. Sort of came back when you signed Mick but honestly seeing my friends go through watching Carlton every week is just depressing.

While the AFL may not NEED a strong Carlton, I'm sure most supporters would like to see Carlton, Collingwood, hawthorn and Richmond making up the top six. Not Essendon. F**k them.

It's been over 10 years and after watching the last time we played you.... Yeah wasn't a great spectacle for the game. Maybe in the past it was "We're Carlton and we do what we want" like John Elliot on Open Mike, but now maybe the club realises that you can't really buy premierships by luring the big fish like you used to.

When we finally beat you again, we might have something to banter about. It has been a long time between drinks .... except for your captain of course.

 

[AceAndy]

I don't like veal!

Really ?

 

[BluStreak]

Really ?

I don't like Veal left overs.





too revealing

 

[mediumsizered]

I don't like veal!

How about veal substitute?

 

[Aphrodite]

Really ?

How about veal substitute?

No.

 

[Stig O'Hara]

The balls on the Hawthorn people..........they've bought their last 2 flags, lost one, and will probably add another this year.

 

[Doss]

No.

Not even the Japo-Norwegian imitation substitute?

Basil will be very flustered indeed.

 

[AceAndy]

No.

Are you a vegetarian Aph ?

 

[Aphrodite]

Are you a vegetarian Aph ?

No Acey just don't like veal.

I am Greek .................. lamb

 

[Aphrodite]

Not even the Japo-Norwegian imitation substitute?

Basil will be very flustered indeed.

Keep Basil out of this.

 

[Doss]

Keep Basil out of this.

Don't mention the war?

 

[Aphrodite]

Don't mention the war?

Sure thing Gee Dubya!

 

[Doss]

Sure thing Gee Dubya!

Mission accomplished.

 

[Mr_Hodge15]

When we finally beat you again, we might have something to banter about. It has been a long time between drinks .... except for your captain of course.

Well played sir... Well played!!

 

[Mr_Hodge15]

It's all yours boys. That's 4 in 15 years. Fair effort.

 

[P_Crippy]

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It's all yours boys. That's 4 in 15 years. Fair effort.

 

[Mr_Hodge15]

I'll see your Luke Hodge reference and raise you the 1995 Premiership.

 

[P_Crippy]

I'll see your Luke Hodge reference and raise you the 1995 Premiership.
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What did we win, the Super Bowl?

 

[DEliades]

I'll see your Luke Hodge reference and raise you the 1995 Premiership.
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Come back when you've won 16 champ

 

[Mr_Hodge15]

Come back when you've won 16 champ

Finally! Been waiting for someone to dust of the old "we've won 16 premiership" line.
Ever dust off the old VCR and watch the 06-08 three peat with fond memories?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

No Acey just don't like veal.

I am Greek .................. lamb

What about Osso Bucco??