1 Day 50 Over Round 1 Match - Northern Phoenix v Victoria @ The Furnace of Fun

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Tayl0r said:
Sweet, I'll have to get a cool headband and a bouncy chain :)
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Straight forward attack plan: I bowl fast, then you, then me, then you, then me. By that time we should have about 10 wickets and enough time for a KFC Feast*

*Every time we mention KFC we get $10 bucks from the sponsorship deal I did.
 
Geez you've got an old side, who's your sponsor Alzheimers?
 
Beng said:
Victorias winning inaugral(Not really, cant spell either) team for tonights Round 1 Clash with the Northish Firebudgies:

Openners:

Fred - Batsman
iDon - Batsman

Guts:

Itsmyshow - Batsman
The Filth Wizard - Batsman
TheMase - Batsman
boncer34 - Keeper
StFly - Bowling A/R

Throwers of stuff:

Beng- Fast Bowler
Tayl0r - Fast Bowler
cooney (RHB/RF)
eddiesmith - Leg Spinner

Subs for Next Match:

MMAPride Scott -Batsman
ioppolo- Batsman.


Needless to say we have this in the bag.
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That's a mean-looking side. Will win easily.
 
Beng said:
Im still waiting to see if Ill be able to get minimal mod rights to the forum... Puppydogeyes.gif
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Won't happen. Just PM me for anything that needs doing.
 

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Beng said:
Could we look at having a stewart for the forum, like in the SFA? Im hoping we can return the league to its former glory!
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Nowhere near big enough for that. SFA was many years old before that happened.
 
I like the part where we relive what we did when we were younger.

Almost like saving a damsel in distress being mauled by a dog by intervening by fly punching it in its face then mounting it like a shamp because secretely you were regretting intervening because it might go you instead because you pissed it off. Moral of the story is once a badarse, always a badarse. Although I am not nearly as nimble these days and she turned out to be a bit of a tart instead of the princess one expected to be in a castle of some description. Minor details.

You also don't play C grade at 12 without some iota of skill in the craft, so e-peen+

Deddy said:
Geez you've got an old side, who's your sponsor Alzheimers?
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With age comes experience, with experience comes a far better average than you can count to considering you're both s**t and young, so piss back off to school cricket kid where you might win something and some people might be impressed, because we sure aren't.

Danoz said:
You also can't spell it without Victor's arse hole.
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Can't spell Northern without nothing to see here either.

I'm not above stooping to your level and being better at it.
 
My god, you do realise they outlawed runners a few years back? Your game plan must be boundary or nothing because I can't see anyone in that lineup making it 22 yards without collapsing.
 
The Half Back said:
My god, you do realise they outlawed runners a few years back? Your game plan must be boundary or nothing because I can't see anyone in that lineup making it 22 yards without collapsing.
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The Half Back - 0 - LBW bowled Tayl0r

And it didn't hit anything interesting down there, just pad.
 
The Half Back said:
My god, you do realise they outlawed runners a few years back? Your game plan must be boundary or nothing because I can't see anyone in that lineup making it 22 yards without collapsing.
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Damn, you've uncovered our cunning plan! The rules are hit out or get out mate, backyard style, you get hit suck it up princess.
 
Tayl0r said:
The Half Back - 100 - LBW bowled Tayl0r

And it didn't hit anything interesting down there, just pad.
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LBW and bowled? Interesting.
 
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