800 officers required to remove plastic sword. Nah, the MSM isn't in on it.

[Gus Poyet]

Gee, those teenagers the other day, boy oh boy wowee, lucky we had 200 heavily armed men wearing badges there to protect us.

Now The Age is warning us that more jihadis are on the loose. I for one am petrified. More laws, less freedom, it is the only logical solution.

This is why Libertarians can argue that we don't need more laws. We have our own guns. Just need to buy a badge of some description off eBay.

You should see my bunker. You could pop jihadis off left right and centre while the football is on a big screen tv in the background.