Shupe
Brownlow Medallist
- Jun 21, 2011
- 13,335
- 10,396
- AFL Club
- West Coast
- Other Teams
- Indianapolis Colts
Will keep an eye out for your shirt
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
In Liverpool last night at Cream, had come almost exclusively to see Cosmic Gate and managed to get a front row spot right in front of their set. Whilst there setting up the chick next to me starts making small talk and turns out she is a massive Cosmic Gate fan as well. Whatever, we talk for abit then they start playing.
She turns to me during the set and says ‘Your gorgeous you know’. I’m like ok, thanks and continue dancing. She ends up saying ‘Your gorgeous’ to me about 4 more times, after the 3rd one there was a small pause and I said in the most unconvincing way possible ‘so are you’, then she’s like no I’m not, I have no idea what to do so just go back to dancing.
She then grabs me pulls me right next to her face and says ‘your accent is really hot’, being the socially awkward person I am I just say ‘Ok’ and disregard. She then grabs me and says ‘Ok I’m sorry I will stop talking to you now’.
I ended up replying something about it being hard to hear because the music was so loud, she then grabs me for a final time pulls me right up to her and our faces are like 2 inches apart and says for the last time ‘your gorgeous’. I just stood there, didn’t do anything for about 30 seconds then she just backs off and we go back to dancing.
Then about 10 minutes later some other dude comes up behind her and next thing you know there making out right next to me…
Great set though 10/10
was her name molly perchance?
Didn't even think of that, perhaps she was on the gear, doesn't really make a difference though does it?
Should have asked her out to a meal at McDonald's.In Liverpool last night at Cream, had come almost exclusively to see Cosmic Gate and managed to get a front row spot right in front of their set. Whilst there setting up the chick next to me starts making small talk and turns out she is a massive Cosmic Gate fan as well. Whatever, we talk for abit then they start playing.
She turns to me during the set and says ‘Your gorgeous you know’. I’m like ok, thanks and continue dancing. She ends up saying ‘Your gorgeous’ to me about 4 more times, after the 3rd one there was a small pause and I said in the most unconvincing way possible ‘so are you’, then she’s like no I’m not, I have no idea what to do so just go back to dancing.
She then grabs me pulls me right next to her face and says ‘your accent is really hot’, being the socially awkward person I am I just say ‘Ok’ and disregard. She then grabs me and says ‘Ok I’m sorry I will stop talking to you now’.
I ended up replying something about it being hard to hear because the music was so loud, she then grabs me for a final time pulls me right up to her and our faces are like 2 inches apart and says for the last time ‘your gorgeous’. I just stood there, didn’t do anything for about 30 seconds then she just backs off and we go back to dancing.
Then about 10 minutes later some other dude comes up behind her and next thing you know there making out right next to me…
Great set though 10/10
I'm not sure if she was keen
Thank **** for thatGreat set though 10/10
In Liverpool last night at Cream, had come almost exclusively to see Cosmic Gate and managed to get a front row spot right in front of their set. Whilst there setting up the chick next to me starts making small talk and turns out she is a massive Cosmic Gate fan as well. Whatever, we talk for abit then they start playing.
She turns to me during the set and says ‘Your gorgeous you know’. I’m like ok, thanks and continue dancing. She ends up saying ‘Your gorgeous’ to me about 4 more times, after the 3rd one there was a small pause and I said in the most unconvincing way possible ‘so are you’, then she’s like no I’m not, I have no idea what to do so just go back to dancing.
She then grabs me pulls me right next to her face and says ‘your accent is really hot’, being the socially awkward person I am I just say ‘Ok’ and disregard. She then grabs me and says ‘Ok I’m sorry I will stop talking to you now’.
I ended up replying something about it being hard to hear because the music was so loud, she then grabs me for a final time pulls me right up to her and our faces are like 2 inches apart and says for the last time ‘your gorgeous’. I just stood there, didn’t do anything for about 30 seconds then she just backs off and we go back to dancing.
Then about 10 minutes later some other dude comes up behind her and next thing you know there making out right next to me…
Great set though 10/10
I ended up replying something about it being hard to hear because the music was so loud, she then grabs me for a final time pulls me right up to her and our faces are like 2 inches apart and says for the last time ‘your gorgeous’. I just stood there, didn’t do anything for about 30 seconds then she just backs off and we go back to dancing.
Drinking up a house party, not really having a good time 'cause I don't know alot of these people. Need to use the John 'cause I've had about 5 in a row now. I find the hostess across the room and ask her where the toilet is.
Her 9/10 friend sitting next to her hears me and immediately grabs my hand and takes me to the bathroom. She closes the door behind us, grabs my chin, looks directly at me (she's like 5 inches away from my face) and says "you have really hot eyes".
I have dark brown eyes so I'm like "okaaaay". I walk around her and lift the lid, getting ready to piss. I turn around and give her the "can you GTFO?" look while I start leaking. She has the most dumbfound look on her face as well.
In Liverpool last night at Cream, had come almost exclusively to see Cosmic Gate and managed to get a front row spot right in front of their set. Whilst there setting up the chick next to me starts making small talk and turns out she is a massive Cosmic Gate fan as well. Whatever, we talk for abit then they start playing.
She turns to me during the set and says ‘Your gorgeous you know’. I’m like ok, thanks and continue dancing. She ends up saying ‘Your gorgeous’ to me about 4 more times, after the 3rd one there was a small pause and I said in the most unconvincing way possible ‘so are you’, then she’s like no I’m not, I have no idea what to do so just go back to dancing.
She then grabs me pulls me right next to her face and says ‘your accent is really hot’, being the socially awkward person I am I just say ‘Ok’ and disregard. She then grabs me and says ‘Ok I’m sorry I will stop talking to you now’.
I ended up replying something about it being hard to hear because the music was so loud, she then grabs me for a final time pulls me right up to her and our faces are like 2 inches apart and says for the last time ‘your gorgeous’. I just stood there, didn’t do anything for about 30 seconds then she just backs off and we go back to dancing.
Then about 10 minutes later some other dude comes up behind her and next thing you know there making out right next to me…
Great set though 10/10
Probably my favourite story yet. I have been chuckling all afternoon.
I’ve had many a laugh over this thread and with the severe lack of stories in the last couple of weeks, I thought I might as well add a story or two of my own awkward flirting stories. I’ll never be able to compete with the stories of some on here (nate obviously comes to mind) or tell a story in the way pekay manages but here goes anyway.
The first I’ll share took place at a local bar/nightclub set-up in Broadbeach. It had been a long day/night after footy with several of the boys and much alcohol was consumed. The night drew on and I found myself getting really comfortable with a nice woman. Lets call her ‘Bec’ for all intents and purposes (6.5-7/10 and a 1 on the old binary). We really hit it off – dancing, kissing and what have you. Cut it short, it comes to the stage of the night where we decide to get out of there and decide to head to her apartment in Surfers. We go downstairs and eventually out on to the street when she realises her purse and thus keys to the apartment are with her friend still inside and she won’t answer her phone. I should add, it’s lockout at this point.
So, we’re just sitting out the front talking, passing time as you do when she decides she might grab some early morning Maccas just half way up the street. Sure enough, in the state I was in I was more than happy for the old ‘Maccas run’ at 3:30 in the morning after a long night. I get halfway there and manage to bump into a couple of mates. Being the old ‘hero’ who’s not all caught up over the woman to not have a yarn with some friends, I tell her to go up and meet her there in a couple. A short chat passes and I decide to head to Maccas only to see several security surrounding a group in Maccas. Yeah, seems like a standard night at Maccas in Broady! But then I see ‘Bec’ in the middle of it. Anyway, story has it some guy spat on her for little to no reason, she fired up and threw a punch/slap (I don’t blame her – terrible form on his behalf). I go over to see what has happened and speak to the security when she runs away hysterical.
Feeling wretched for the girl, I go searching to find her crying not far around corner. At this point in time the security have got the ‘spitter’ and a different guard has followed me to her. I start consoling her for a while when she decides to come with us back to the scene where the police are now with the ‘spitter’. This is where it all went so fast and so wrong in so many ways. The fact the spit was no longer evident on ‘Bec’ and the ‘spitter’ had blood traces on his nose, they started to question ‘Bec.’ In a distraught and somewhat drunk state ‘Bec’ was, she struggled fully recounting the events. Not soon after, when a female officer asks for her I.D (in which is with her friend inside) and doesn’t receive it, she arrests ‘Bec’ and chucks her in the back of a paddy wagon. I’m absolutely furious at this point, arguing ferociously with the pricks while she is being man-handled by the scum. It gets to the point where I’m on the verge of getting arrested too and the paddy wagon has gone – unknown to what station it’s going to. I then get the ultimatum to leave Broadbeach immediately or end up in a cell. Without even having the chance to wait and explain to her friend what has happened and where ‘Bec’ is, I’m chucked in a taxi to (likely) never see her again. I really hope she ended up ok and chased up the CCTV footage and followed up on this.
I’ll try to continue to add a couple more that have occurred to me over the years in the coming days. In the mean time, keep them coming AFS family.
We can hope so?That last story isn't awkward at all, it's ****ing disturbing tbh. Are we to assume that the little dude with the big gun then had his way with the poor girl and possibly dozens of his mates would have had a piece as well?
We can hope so?
That last story isn't awkward at all, it's ****ing disturbing tbh. Are we to assume that the little dude with the big gun then had his way with the poor girl and possibly dozens of his mates would have had a piece as well?