boncer34
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So my question is. Do I move one to Friday or soldier into Saturday?
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The Half Back
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So do I.
Shell
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For our potential entertainment and amusement, keep them on the same night pls.
Well, technically leaving both on saturday would make you seem less desperate and less inclined to be too keen, knowing that you actually have to leave!
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I can see this going 1 of 2 ways:
1) you end up stuffing it up and end up with neither, or
2) you end up growling out 1 while the other watches, with her left hand diddling herself whilst using the right to dildo your arse.
Which way it will go only time will tell.
Whatcha gunna do if they are both keen for some **** and you don't have the energy to replenish on such a quick changeover?
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he'll have to go the chow
Doss
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My sympathy for you knows no bounds.
How do you know she's left handed?
You're not missing anything special.
The Half Back
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Well if she's diddling herself with her left hand it's pretty obvious isn't it?
boncer34
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I've got it sorted. Drinks/dinner with one at 7-ish and then meeting up with the other for drinks at 11.
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I hope the first one doesn't put out because the second one almost certainly will. Drinks at 11? She might as well have the word **** tattooed on her forehead.
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Knowing boncer34's taste in women, she probably does...
If there's one you think you actually like and see again then meet her at 7 and if there's one you just wanna pump and dump, meet her at 11?
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Surely just reschedule one to Friday. Rare opportunity to snag two in the one weekend.
boncer34
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I'm confused why that still can't happen.
Both on one night. Bring mints.
The game has changed, s**t like that is no big deal these days.
Subtle brag pending...
A few years back I had a dream run, one on a Friday night, another on an all day Saturday, and then Friday night backed up for Sunday. That was incredible.
Even now, if I bite my lip and squint, I'm pretty sure they could taste each other when fellating me.
I'll see myself out.
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If she is confident in herself she should be able to diddle with her non-preferred. It really comes down to practice. My old man had me out in the backyard practicing with my opposite every day after school, until I was just as good on either side.
You didn't find it awkward practicing wanking with your dad?
My old man showed me how to shave my beard, but we did that inside away from prying eyes.
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