Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories

[Plugger35]

I don't mind reading the successful ones. Gives the outcome a bit of uncertainty

Successful Flirting Stories?

 

[wally funk]

I actually prefer Nutrogena Sun spray now, it's less greasy than other brands + it takes no time to apply at all! Also very hard to get confused with a tube of lube...

Confusedly, I somehow read that as NutriGrain. Clearly I have issues.

 

[Nate7]

Drink too much before she gets there, behave inappropriately and share the results for lulz.

Ok so I've been awake for almost 38 hours currently and I've had it with oasis active and tinder.

It's time for me to do what is suggested in the above quoted post, "drink too much, behave innapropriately and share for the lols".
blackshadow - keep a look out for yours truly!

 

[Shell]

We're waiting Nate7

 

[Nate7]

We're waiting Nate7

Oh Shell - I haven't managed to do that via a tinder match this weekend, but f*** me I was on fire last night!
If I manage to process my thoughts, I'll post them here.

 

[lewigie]

Great, so I have another.


First date with an attractive friend of a dude I know at uni.

We're out at some restaurant in the city, just chatting away getting to know each other.

We start talking about high school, and she eventually tells me that she used to suffer from anorexia and bulimia during high school because she wanted to look thin like the other girls. For some reason this didn't cross my mind later in the night..

We continue talking, and I think that it's going pretty well. She's a nice girl, pretty smart and funny. We order, and about 10 minutes later the food comes out.

She ordered some sort of pasta, and then while eating, half the pasta ends up falling out of her mouth.


THIS IS WHEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAY


"Haha! Looks like you have an eating disorder!"






The date didn't go quite as well after that.

 

[Shell]

Lol, bullshit you said that!!!!

You're not the one that said "corpse" to the one that buried her grandpa the day before. Then I guess I can believe it..

 

[Smoooothy]

no way!

 

[vealesy]

Who says "eating disorder"?

Are you a med student?

 

[Shell]

You should have said "go into the toilets and do that".

 

[vealesy]

"Old habits die hard hey?"

 

[Gough]

Shoulda told her that her arse looked a bit big, really sealed the deal.

 

[brahj]

"Old habits die hard hey?"

"So, you're a spitter then?"

 

[lewigie]

Who says "eating disorder"?

Are you a med student?

Thought it was a funny play on words, type of thing.

In the same vein as

 

[Northworth]

"Man... the calories in pasta….. it's all carbs, sugar and fat. But don't let me stop you"

 

[Nate7]

I just wet myself reading that!

 

[BlueBelle]

That's men for ya!

 

[DardySingh360]

Matched with some bird on tinder the other day, got texting and she seems pretty nice, keeps saying 'I actually can't wait to meet you ' and stuff like that. Coincidentally also told me she used to have an eating disorder. Anyway her family is going to America on Saturday and she's the house to herself for a month so I'm going staying there on Monday night for a 'few drinks'. At least I have uni at 8:00am the next morning so I have a reason to bail if s**t goes badly. Will keep you posted.

 

[gaskin]

If it goes well then just skip Uni altogether.

 

[JR#8]

Starting to think that 70% of these stories are BS.

 

[Igloo]

Starting to think that 70% of these stories are BS.

It's better when you believe.

 

[Shell]

I can assure you mine was 100% true.

 

[Dory_77]

Starting to think that 70% of these stories are BS.

Most seem pretty believable. People do/say dumb s**t without thinking a lot; even more so when they're young, naive and/or drunk.

 

[Gibbsy]

Most seem pretty believable. People do/say dumb s**t without thinking a lot; even more so when they're young, naive and/or drunk.

Yeah but lewigie doing two things so heinously bad in a row

I sort of want it to be fake for his sake!

 

[lewigie]

Yeah but lewigie doing two things so heinously bad in a row

I sort of want it to be fake for his sake!

Unfortunately they are both true..

They're just caused by me being nervous and trying to make a joke to make the girl laugh, but it hasn't seemed to work as of yet