Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories

[RU_]

That was superb!

 

[Kyptastic]

Great story Gibbsy!

Did you ever back it up in the 'second innings' with the original girl?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Ponting was 60* that innings so maybe still a chance?

 

[DardySingh360]

How is that awkward? You lost your V plates!!! Ripper of a story

His ******* mother found him stark naked in a pool of his own vomit with a condom on his limp penis. If that isn't the epitome of awkward I don't know what is.

But Gibbsy, are you really only 19?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I reckon the hardest part of picking up is the timing of your s**t. Do you hold on until you get home? Or do you just bite the bullet and casually let it out at her place?

The latter. On her chest.

 

[blackshadow]

Top shelf Gibbsy!

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[Gibbsy]

But Gibbsy, are you really only 19?

Yeah oddly enough I am only 19. People on BF always used to think I was like mid-30s because of the way I posted haha, even when I was 14 years old on here I was always trying to post really intellectually because I thought that people judged others if they were very young! (probably true)

 

[Gibbsy]

Great story Gibbsy!

Did you ever back it up in the 'second innings' with the original girl?

Funny that, the original girl didn't look as great the morning after as she did on NYE. I'd still go there but I unfriended her as soon as I logged on on New Years' Day, didn't wanna deal with any messages or whatever. Wonder if she remembers anything from that night!

 

[Shupe]

You got ******* lucky! The amount of times I've been talking to and/or hooking up with a girl and then leave for a bit, only to come back to the wrong girl and use the wrong name - you got ******* lucky. And, for the purpose of this thread, I'm so glad you never mentioned a name to the second girl!

Kudos. It's a classic.

 

[Shupe]

The latter. On her chest.

Touche.

 

[croweater 41]

Ballarat..Somewhere remote. C'mon Gibbsy

Solid story. Your mother must be proud as well

 

[blackshadow]

Ballarat..Somewhere remote. C'mon Gibbsy

Solid story. Your mother must be proud as well

She's got a great story for Gibbsy's 21st.

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[Gibbsy]

You got ******* lucky! The amount of times I've been talking to and/or hooking up with a girl and then leave for a bit, only to come back to the wrong girl and use the wrong name - you got ******* lucky. And, for the purpose of this thread, I'm so glad you never mentioned a name to the second girl!

Kudos. It's a classic.

It really was a stroke (heh) of luck. And for anyone who thinks I may be stretching the truth in this story – for good and bad, every single bit of it is 100% true.

 

[Smoooothy]

My oh my that's great!!

 

[Gibbsy]

Tagging in pekay-norwest because I know he will love that story

 

[Resistor]

Tagging in pekay-norwest because I know he will love that story

Like hunting

 

[Gibbsy]

Like hunting

Nah, me and Pekay just have a mutual respect

 

[HugeJohnson]

Okay, so my memory is sort of hazy from this night but I can piece most of it together. It was New Years’ Eve 2013 and just the most perfect of afternoons. Drinking in the sun with mates, relaxing in the spa, girls around... every time I finished a drink (which were, unashamedly, UDLs so that I could drink quicker) I’d open another one. Usually I’m fairly tipsy after 6 or so beers – which can be a positive in a way – and on this day I was aiming to break my own personal drinking records.

Great story but I'm going to have to deduct points for drinking UDL's unfortunately.

 

[Resistor]

Nah, me and Pekay just have a mutual respect

only doing it myself

 

[Stewies Power]

Tinder date tomorrow with a super cute girl from Xmas Island (no she's not an asylum seeker) genuine girlfriend material, let's hope this goes well!

How did it go mate?

 

[DardySingh360]

How did it go mate?

Nothing to report here which is good

 

[Andonis1997]

Nothing to report here which is good

Piss poor effort.

 

[DardySingh360]

Piss poor effort.

Don't worry, knowing me there'll be some epic fail next time I see her

 

[HirdyLannister]

His ******* mother found him stark naked in a pool of his own vomit with a condom on his limp penis. If that isn't the epitome of awkward I don't know what is.

But Gibbsy, are you really only 19?

Was he awkwardly flirting with his mum?

 

[magic_johnson!]

Jesus what was I doing the whole time I worked at bloody hoyts???

Keeping banana boat in business?