Drunkenly making out with a Dutch chick in a hostel in South Korea the other night, she grabs my dick and pulls me into the nearest bathroom. NEKMINNIT. Someone has left a massive ******* steaming turd on top of the toilet seat, she totally freaks out, puts my hand down her pants one more time, and goes to bed.
FUUUUUUUUUUU......
Ahh the good ol' Seoul City Steamer!