Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories

[Lethality]

I live in a rehab centre so I have a lot of flirting stories on a daily basis with the nurses here. Usually it involves some awkward comment about the weather or what's on for the weekend, and then it ends in jokes. I think if they weren't forbidden to, and if I wasn't crazy, we would be dating.

 

[ash_1050]

"How about I do to you what Port did to Richmond in the Elimination Final?"

Get her hopes up and then leave her disappointed and just wanting to go home and forget it ever happened?

 

[Marmozet]

Get her hopes up and then leave her disappointed and just wanting to go home and forget it ever happened?

Yeah that sounds about right hahhaa

 

[Marmozet]

It'll be all over in 6 minutes?

17 minutes at least

 

[edgie]

17 minutes at least

You'll look like setting records but then allow her to get a few cheapies back on you late cause you're a nice guy like that

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

OK. With New Years coming up, I expect those of you young enough and game enough to come up with fresh stories. Those of us who are past it, and never had it, and learned decades ago not to bother because the hassle:reward ratio was greater than 10000:1 need the entertainment only other people's embarrassment can bring.

Awkward New Year to you all. Remember, it can be awkward and still be successful.

 

[Shupe]

Sorry guys, I've got a girlfriend now.

I have a date tonight (in about half hour) and my housemate has managed to convince me to play beer pong for the past two hours.

Standby.

This has been successful…

 

[Holy Foley!]

I plan on getting awkward tomorrow night.

 

[craigos]

Protip: Never make a light hearted abortion "joke" without being 100% sure of a girls past.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Sorry guys, I've got a girlfriend now.

This has been successful…

6+ weeks strong, go you!

 

[Shupe]

6+ weeks strong, go you!

'Official' as of last weekend. First girlfriend since my 4-5 year relationship ended 18 months ago. It seems a bit strange, but I guess you get used to the differences and grow together.

 

[Northworth]

'Official' as of last weekend. First girlfriend since my 4-5 year relationship ended 18 months ago. It seems a bit strange, but I guess you get used to the differences and grow together.

good luck

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

'Official' as of last weekend. First girlfriend since my 4-5 year relationship ended 18 months ago. It seems a bit strange, but I guess you get used to the differences and grow together.

Don't call her the other girls name by accident.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Don't call her the other girls name by accident.

Actually do it, for this thread.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

The awkward moments where you're kinda seeing two girls at once and completely space on what stories you've told one and not the other...

 

[Shellz]

So no pressure but I can't wait to read all the new stories tomorrow night!

 

[Big Bryza]

The awkward moments where you're kinda seeing two girls at once and completely space on what stories you've told one and not the other...

Subtle brag but very much this!

 

[RU_]

I'm checking my watch because the stories shouldn't be far away!

 

[Gibbsy]

I wanna see carnage in this thread. The baton has been passed on – I had an enjoyable, non-awkward night

 

[Nate7]

I wanna see carnage in this thread. The baton has been passed on – I had an enjoyable, non-awkward night

Old mate Tigerland55 has something to share!

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

I plan on getting awkward tomorrow night.

New slang huh...

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

I wanna see carnage in this thread. The baton has been passed on – I had an enjoyable, non-awkward night

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try harder.

Someone has to make up for those us who learned long ago never to try at all, and are now incapable even if they did try.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

And those who never had a chance to try and fail.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Old mate Tigerland55 has something to share!

I don't know why you keep thinking something happened, I told you it was excellent

I do have a date in the next few days so I'll do my best.

 

[floki]

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try harder.

Someone has to make up for those us who learned long ago never to try at all, and are now incapable even if they did try.

The problem with social media is it lessens the risks of incompetence, cowardice and genitalia doing the thinking.