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[Plugger35]

He went to a swingers party in a fedora??

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

M'lady

 

[bok_party]

He went to a swingers party in a fedora??

Haha it wasn't a swingers party but we told him to dress up for it so he did so in his twin brothers Hawaiian shirt and Fedora.

need to know more about the hat and sprite - was it cold? how many ml?

Regular 375ml and it was crisp and refreshing yet fizzy enough to mask the shame he was now feeling.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

He went to a swingers party in a fedora??

OK. i don't get this. What's supposed to be wrong with fedoras. They seem to be bagged out mercilessly and I don't get why. I don't own one, but most of the time they look fine to me. But, then again, I don't get fashion. Never have, and am too old anyway now.

 

[MarcusP2]

Fedoras are associated with reddit neckbeards for some reason.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fedora-shaming

 

[Silent Alarm]

Fedoras are associated with reddit neckbeards for some reason.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fedora-shaming

"Fedora shaming" jesus christ.

 

[Xtreme]

Got this message from someone I don't know:

Let me know if this is too far but can we * hard right now I'm mad and want to be happy

If I don't post tomorrow I've been taken hostage

send help

 

[King Elvis]

Don't go too hard on Stratton_Gun

 

[The Passenger]

Just roll with it. Whatever happens, It's gotta more exciting than watching the 2014 grand final again.

 

[peternorth]

i thought fedoras were a trend

 

[Xtreme]

Just roll with it. Whatever happens, It's gotta more exciting than watching the 2014 grand final again.

The 2015 GF has taken over for the time being.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Got this message from someone I don't know:


If I don't post tomorrow I've been taken hostage

send help

Don't let him **** too hard.

 

[royboy2]

Haha it wasn't a swingers party but we told him to dress up for it so he did so in his twin brothers Hawaiian shirt and Fedora.


Regular 375ml and it was crisp and refreshing yet fizzy enough to mask the shame he was now feeling.

What shame? The shame of running out like a little bitch?

 

[bok_party]

What shame? The shame of running out like a little bitch?

Haha he said he felt shame but I don't know what that feelings like. I've never let a friends missus perform sexual favours on me with said friend organising it. Have you?

 

[Borderline]

Haha it wasn't a swingers party but we told him to dress up for it so he did so in his twin brothers Hawaiian shirt and Fedora.

Lol. I'm surprised he wasn't the one getting cucked actually

 

[pekay-norwest]

M'lady

I'm just silently giggling my arse off while the rest of the office looks on.

 

[T2B_]

Strewth, he put the Fedora on her head. He's lucky she didn't bite his wiener off.

 

[King Elvis]

Haha he said he felt shame but I don't know what that feelings like. I've never let a friends missus perform sexual favours on me with said friend organising it. Have you?

He got a blowjob AND a can of Sprite; that's just about the perfect day.

 

[Big Bryza]

Who the * lets their missus suck off another bloke?

 

[T2B_]

Who the **** lets their missus suck off another bloke?

Well by the sounds of things they're one of those couples who like to do the swinging thing, groups etc.

 

[Silent Alarm]

I remember first year uni, every Tuesday training during the stretches, there'd be a dozen stories getting thrown around from the weekend. It was always a laugh, but one of them was genuinely depressing. This mate of a mate had a fantasy about his girlfriend and another guy. He ended up crying midway through and she broke up with him. I reckon that would be the more likely outcome than some scenario where you're both rooting whoever you went without repercussion.

 

[craigos]

Never understood it. It's like, here's my limited edition 1965 Mustang, why don't you go do some burnouts in it and take it down the dirt road (if you're into that kind of thing) and I'll just sit back and watch.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Well by the sounds of things they're one of those couples who like to do the swinging thing, groups etc.

You reckon?

 

[SugarShane]

My apologies then. I will like it.

Still, the general gist of my post still is pretty accurate probably. In general.

A bloke I used to know claimed he only ever watched lesbian pr0n and that if you watched any pr0n with a dick in it, it meant you were gay. Some guys just have really weird issues.

 

[royboy2]

Haha he said he felt shame but I don't know what that feelings like. I've never let a friends missus perform sexual favours on me with said friend organising it. Have you?