Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories

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I just stuffed up royally and my first thought was this thread.
So I'm a mechanic, and we usually get our parts delivered by the same girl, she's pretty cute (maybe a 7) and we flirta bit, is usually pretty tame, but I'm sure she must get it every where she drops parts off.

Anyway I'm struggling a bit today, pretty tired because i stayed up way too long paying fallout last night, she comes in and we chat for a bit about how it's not close enough to Friday. She agrees and says something along the lines of "maybe Friday I'll bring you down a nice strong drink, if you're lucky" to which i charmingly replied "I'd give you something strong if you know what i mean". This is usually just what i think, our usual stuff is a bit less extreme.
She went bright red and quickly left. I intended it to be slightly sexual, but it came off as creepy weirdo trying to roofie her.

TL:DR cute parts girl probably thinks I'm going to roofie her.
 
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I just stuffed up royally and my first thought was this thread.
So I'm a mechanic, and we usually get our parts delivered by the same girl, she's pretty cute (maybe a 7) and we flirta bit, is usually pretty tame, but I'm sure she must get it every where she drops parts off.

Anyway I'm struggling a bit today, pretty tired because i stayed up way too long paying fallout last night, she comes in and we chat for a bit about how it's not close enough to Friday. She agrees and says something along the lines of "maybe Friday I'll bring you down a nice strong drink, if you're lucky" to which i charmingly replied "I'd give you something strong if you know what i mean". This is usually just what i think, our usual stuff is a bit less extreme.
She went bright red and quickly left. I intended it to be slightly sexual, but it came off as creepy weirdo trying to roofie her.

TL:DR cute parts girl probably thinks I'm going to roofie her.

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I just stuffed up royally and my first thought was this thread.
So I'm a mechanic, and we usually get our parts delivered by the same girl, she's pretty cute (maybe a 7) and we flirta bit, is usually pretty tame, but I'm sure she must get it every where she drops parts off.

Anyway I'm struggling a bit today, pretty tired because i stayed up way too long paying fallout last night, she comes in and we chat for a bit about how it's not close enough to Friday. She agrees and says something along the lines of "maybe Friday I'll bring you down a nice strong drink, if you're lucky" to which i charmingly replied "I'd give you something strong if you know what i mean". This is usually just what i think, our usual stuff is a bit less extreme.
She went bright red and quickly left. I intended it to be slightly sexual, but it came off as creepy weirdo trying to roofie her.

TL:DR cute parts girl probably thinks I'm going to roofie her.
Then you be looking at her like:

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Right?
 
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