I can't help but admire the irony.
Everytime I post an MH370 joke it disappears.
Everytime I post an MH370 joke it disappears.
Best and Worst jokes ever heard...
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What's yellow and at the bottom of the Indian Ocean?
Sand, you heartless bastard.
Sand, you heartless bastard.
BlueBelle
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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. "Well this changes everything"
Some girl just asked me if I thought she was wearing too much make-up.
I said it depended on whether she was going to kill Batman or not.
I said it depended on whether she was going to kill Batman or not.
I was watching the news this morning when the presenter said;
"A man has been arrested after half a million indecent images of children were found at his home in Bradford. Our reporter Gary O'Donoghue has more."
Gary, you filthy bastard!!
"A man has been arrested after half a million indecent images of children were found at his home in Bradford. Our reporter Gary O'Donoghue has more."
Gary, you filthy bastard!!
Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality.
And then I wait for the next bus.
And then I wait for the next bus.
I see that in Michigan, two people are being sued for $2 million after burning down an apartment complex while cooking a squirrel with a blowtorch.
Now I'm not an accountant, but it sounds like they might not have $2 million.
Now I'm not an accountant, but it sounds like they might not have $2 million.
What's all the fuss with Oscar Pistorius?
He's not the first guy who got legless and shot a load into his missus thinking she was someone else.
He's not the first guy who got legless and shot a load into his missus thinking she was someone else.
BlueBelle
Chief Bluebagger
GOLD!!! Lmfao!
BlueBelle
Chief Bluebagger
I just spat my macadamia nuts all over the ******* PC screen, bastard.
GOTCHA!!
Whats the definition of disgusting?
Giving your Grandma a kiss goodbye and she slips in the tongue.
You posted that same joke, back in January, Toady.
I was shocked when my adopted daughter told me she was going to marry a witch doctor.
"Why do you want to do that?" I said.
"Pwobabwy for financial secuwity," she replied.
"Why do you want to do that?" I said.
"Pwobabwy for financial secuwity," she replied.
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haha
You learn something new every day.
Unless you go to a faith school.
Unless you go to a faith school.
