Best and Worst jokes ever heard...
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RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
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Ironing done.
Hoovering done.
Washing done.
Dusting done.
Kids bathed.
Kids in bed.
Perfect!
Now I can leave the pub.
Hoovering done.
Washing done.
Dusting done.
Kids bathed.
Kids in bed.
Perfect!
Now I can leave the pub.
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The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable.
The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable.
BlueBelle
Chief Bluebagger
I've read that somewhere before 
Some of your male friends have probably said something similar. That's probably why.I've read that somewhere before
BlueBelle
Chief Bluebagger
Can't believe you clearly stole this joke and put it here.
We go to all this effort to make up our own jokes for you to enjoy here and you just blatantly shove this in our faces? Disgusting.
We go to all this effort to make up our own jokes for you to enjoy here and you just blatantly shove this in our faces? Disgusting.
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The programmer's wife tells him to "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
He comes back with 12 loaves of bread.
He comes back with 12 loaves of bread.
A Roman works into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You mean a martini" the barman asks.
The Roman replies, "If I had wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
"You mean a martini" the barman asks.
The Roman replies, "If I had wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
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I'll give you that one!Two pages ago mate... but the best part is the BlueBelle like it both times!
I'm not known for my good memory.....
BlueBelle
Chief Bluebagger
I laughed so much!!!
BBC News - Women set to be allowed to serve combat roles on the front line .
I think you will find it's spelt " Rolls ".
I think you will find it's spelt " Rolls ".
*knock knock*
Who's there?
*knock knock*
Who's there?
*knock knock*
Who's there?
Look Jesus, let me finish nailing your feet and quit the ******* jokes, eh!
Who's there?
*knock knock*
Who's there?
*knock knock*
Who's there?
Look Jesus, let me finish nailing your feet and quit the ******* jokes, eh!
If there really was a glass ceiling in the workplace,
I'm pretty sure we'd let all the women work above us.
I'm pretty sure we'd let all the women work above us.
People are saying that Jeremy Clarkson is 'untouchable' at the BBC.
Of course he is.
He's the wrong sex and about 40 years too old.
Of course he is.
He's the wrong sex and about 40 years too old.
Heartfelt congratulations to Russell Brand on winning this year's Eurovision Song Contest.
My wife sent me a text last week:
'When you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you'
So far I have accumulated 94 hours overtime.
'When you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you'
So far I have accumulated 94 hours overtime.
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy"
I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself.
I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself.
