Bruce Wayne & Batman - The same person?

[Engimal]

Guys, I've been looking for some calculations and... did it seem a little bit too coincidental that at the same time Bruce Wayen went into recluse, the Batman disappeared?
And who else could afford an aircraft, the Tumbler and all those other Bat-themed gadgets in Gotham?

Could anyone confirm that eccentric billionaire, Bruce Wayne, is indeed the Batman?

 

[KGBeast]

No because if you've heard Bruce Wayne talk, he sounds really different to what Batman sounds like when he talks n that. And Bruce wayne is a total pansy whereas Batman is a tough bugger. And Batman also has a different car to Bruce Wayne n that.

 

[Messenger]

You never saw them in the same room together.

Just sayin.

 

[WCErevival]

Bruce Wayne had no cartilage in his knees. Batman did.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I asked mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent to look into this. He said he'd get his friend Superman to ask his friend Batman if there's anything in it.

 

[SugarShane]

You're not one of those conspiracy nuts are you? I don't think Bruce Wayne has the balls to be Batman, he's just a rich dude who loves tapping ass. Why would someone who has everything bother to risk it to fight criminals? Personally i think there is more than one "Batman" and they're just a GCPD creation that was made to make the citizens feel safe.

 

[Commissioner Gordon]

Im the Commissioner and what is this

 

[Waynesworld]

Bruce Wayne and Batman were one and the same.

Neither Santa nor the Easter Bunny are real.

And you are adopted.

 

[Faithful Hawk]

I asked mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent to look into this. He said he'd get his friend Superman to ask his friend Batman if there's anything in it.

Peter Parker has asked if he can tag along to see if he can get some snaps that may clear it up for you.

 

[Commissioner Gordon]

Peter Parker has asked if he can tag along to see if he can get some snaps that may clear it up for you.

 

[JoondalupJ]

Guys, I've been looking for some calculations and... did it seem a little bit too coincidental that at the same time Bruce Wayen went into recluse, the Batman disappeared?
And who else could afford an aircraft, the Tumbler and all those other Bat-themed gadgets in Gotham?

Could anyone confirm that eccentric billionaire, Bruce Wayne, is indeed the Batman?

Well I can't tell Clark Kent from Superman , they have nothing in common.

 

[Engimal]

Well I can't tell Clark Kent from Superman , they have nothing in common.

And so they shouldn't.
Kent wears glasses, for crying it out. GLASSES!
They're nothing alike.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

You never saw them in the same room together.

Just sayin.

Proof they are not the same person. They obviously don't get along.

 

[The Speaker]

Peter Parker has asked if he can tag along to see if he can get some snaps that may clear it up for you.

Ah, very funny.

We all know that Peter Parker is Spiderman in that comic book series.

We're talking about real superheroes here.

On topic: where is Bruce Wayne these days?

 

[Pie eyed]

Sorry to spoil the party guys but when physicists at the Large Hadron Collider accelerated Batman and Bruce Wayne in opposite directions at close to 99.9% the speed of light and smashed them together all that came out was this bloke

and a few insignificant others....

 

[Mooster7]

This is the stupidest question I've ever seen on a message board. They're not even related, you idiots. They have different last names. Bruce Wayne Batman. Also, if it's science you want, KGBeast made a very valid point about the voices. Bruce is silkly smooth and Batman seemingly smokes 5 packs a day. Surprisingly fit though. All that "tobacco is bad for you" must be all nonsense.

 

[Engimal]

This is the stupidest question I've ever seen on a message board. They're not even related, you idiots. They have different last names. Bruce Wayne Batman. Also, if it's science you want, KGBeast made a very valid point about the voices. Bruce is silkly smooth and Batman seemingly smokes 5 packs a day. Surprisingly fit though. All that "tobacco is bad for you" must be all nonsense.

If I take up smoking, will I turn into a vigilante?

 

[JoondalupJ]

This is the stupidest question I've ever seen on a message board. They're not even related, you idiots. They have different last names. Bruce Wayne Batman. Also, if it's science you want, KGBeast made a very valid point about the voices. Bruce is silkly smooth and Batman seemingly smokes 5 packs a day. Surprisingly fit though. All that "tobacco is bad for you" must be all nonsense.

What if BRUCE Wayne is being confused with John Wayne , John Wayne of course otherwise known as Francis Marion, take out the rio from Marion you get man, there are bats in Rio, put those two together and ....and
oh my god John Wayne is BATMAN. How did we miss these clues.

 

[coffeelover]

Well was Steve Adams really Straight Arrow? ? And did he really ride a golden palomino called Fury ?? Please tell me it was true ...........

 

[worbod]

You now have me curious as to whether Frank Oz and Fozzie Bear are the same person.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

You now have me curious as to whether Frank Oz and Fozzie Bear are the same person.

Well obviously not. Fozzie is a bear not a person.

 

[Getz]

 

[Dan Moody]

What if BRUCE Wayne is being confused with John Wayne , John Wayne of course otherwise known as Francis Marion, take out the rio from Marion you get man, there are bats in Rio, put those two together and ....and
oh my god John Wayne is BATMAN. How did we miss these clues.

John Wayne (no relation to Batman) was born Marion Michael Morrison.
He once starred in a movie called Angel and The Badman. I believe they changed the title just so that the audiences would not catch on that he was really the Batman and not Badman.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

If I take up smoking, will I turn into a vigilante?

Only if you smoke Peter Stuyvesent. The International passport to righting wrongs

 

[JoondalupJ]

John Wayne (no relation to Batman) was born Marion Michael Morrison.
He once starred in a movie called Angel and The Badman. I believe they changed the title just so that the audiences would not catch on that he was really the Batman and not Badman.

The plot thickens.