Rankin_1925
Club Legend
Based on some of the recent comments on various threads, it's pretty apparent that there's a lot of contempt for the majority of the commentators that currently grace our screens. Many of them don't help themselves with their cringe worthy attempts at humour and deserve all the disdain that comes their way. However, there are also plenty of examples over the years of commentators getting a chuckle, intended or unintended, from their audience. Dennis Commetti is the master of the one liner and has produced plenty of witty comments in his long and distinguished career behind the microphone. Some of the (Geelong specific) 'Cometti-isms' that come to mind include:
"Ling's running off the ground a little bit gingerly."
When Mark Bairstow drilled a short pass at Barry Stoneham that went straight through Barry's hands and hit him in the face: "A classic example of kiss my pass."
After a teammate was felled at the MCG, Paul Couch and Garry Hocking, flew the flag. Unfortunately Couch arrived first and promptly hit the deck too: "That was like sending a maître d when they needed a bouncer. Ah, here comes the bouncer."
Brenton Sanderson started his career as a Crow, became a Magpie, but it wasn't until he moved to Geelong that he played his best football and won our 2001 B&F: "He goes much better as a mammal."
One day at Geelong after Ronnie Burns kicked a miraculous goal: "I swear if Ronnie Burns were building a house, he'd start with the roof."
What are some of your favourite one liners / gaffes / comments from past and present commentators?
"Ling's running off the ground a little bit gingerly."
When Mark Bairstow drilled a short pass at Barry Stoneham that went straight through Barry's hands and hit him in the face: "A classic example of kiss my pass."
After a teammate was felled at the MCG, Paul Couch and Garry Hocking, flew the flag. Unfortunately Couch arrived first and promptly hit the deck too: "That was like sending a maître d when they needed a bouncer. Ah, here comes the bouncer."
Brenton Sanderson started his career as a Crow, became a Magpie, but it wasn't until he moved to Geelong that he played his best football and won our 2001 B&F: "He goes much better as a mammal."
One day at Geelong after Ronnie Burns kicked a miraculous goal: "I swear if Ronnie Burns were building a house, he'd start with the roof."
What are some of your favourite one liners / gaffes / comments from past and present commentators?
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