Stats & History Clubs that never got off the ground

[cats2rise]

2002 - Amazons {thread) :
A shortlived poser put out by mantis to see if there was interest in a girl-power team. Unfortunately none of them were able to hear mantis' call, as they were all busy in their kitchens.

lol

 

[Logger]

Best not include the Trolls in this too quickly Mobbenfuhrer...

Has enough time passed now, Striker?

Don't reply unless you object

 

[Karnezis_13]

Seriously fascinating thread. Great discoveries Mobbs

 

[LeverPuller]

Has enough time passed now, Striker?

Don't reply unless you object

Goddammit Logger.

 

[Danger in Texas]

Needs more Trolls...

 

[Logger]

Needs more Trolls...

And Warriors, too!

 

[Danger in Texas]

And Warriors, too!

Hopefully not true, but probably.

 

[Karnezis_13]

And Warriors, too!

Oi! S17 awaits...

 

[MP_]

Oi! S17 awaits...

you reckon?

 

[Mobbs]

Time to include the Trolls yet?

When was that push, anyway?

 

[Logger]

Time to include the Trolls yet?

When was that push, anyway?

September 2011. It was basically 2 weeks out from Season 14 pre-season.

 

[Mobbs]

September 2011. It was basically 2 weeks out from Season 14 pre-season.

Thanks! Ooh I'm having fun sating my addiction to fantasy here. Tee hee.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

East Side Hawks Reserves?

 

[Mobbs]

East Side Hawks Reserves?

I would wager you most definitely were not expecting me to react with "ooooh, I forgot about them!".

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I would wager you most definitely were not expecting me to react with "ooooh, I forgot about them!".

Haha. How much do I owe?

 

[Mobbs]

I'm pretty sure I'll be the only one amused by what I'm cooking up

 

[fumbler]

Sunstate Norveners

 

[fumbler]

Direwolves

 

[Mobbs]

Sooooo ...

Well, anyway!

This thread does not need to list only official bids, but simply any ideas that either gathered some pace or got some media traction, or indeed gets repeated media traction in passing - thereby being useful at the least for lore. Therefore the (mostly in-jest) reserves team movements from the Hawks, Roys & Bombers over the seasons are also relevant. Only team proposals that are intended to take the piss out of the concept of proposing a team, or expansion in general, are to be refused a listing.
Goal of the thread is data collection, presentation of the same data, and availability of this data for any purpose that suits the community (lore, reboot, toilet paper, etc).

Bold text means an actual league-certified BID was submitted.

pre-S13ish - Roys Reserves.
pre-S14 - West Gate Trolls (2011-ish) ( LeverPuller )
pre-S15ish? - Hawks Reserves.
pre-S16 - OFG Warriors (can the Coney Island Warriors be compared?) ( Karnezis_13 )
pre-S16 - Sunstate Norveners ( fumbler )
pre-S24 - West Gate Trolls ( LeverPuller )
pre-S26 - North Side Serpents ( haydo )
pre-S29ish - Bombers Reserves.
pre-S30 - Boys Club Tangerines ( pantskyle )
pre-S30 - Southside Shitgibbons ( TheInjuryFactory )
pre-S30 - Pennsylvania Vampires ( Millky95 )
pre-S30 - Death Valley Serpents ( haydo )

What else has cropped up? please supply any details, links and approx Ssn# of first derivation!

And if I have stated the wrong person in any case as the most appropriate force behind each concept, also please advise.

 

[fumbler]

Sooooo ...

Well, anyway!

This thread does not need to list only official bids, but simply any ideas that either gathered some pace or got some media traction, or indeed gets repeated media traction in passing - thereby being useful at the least for lore. Therefore the (mostly in-jest) reserves team movements from the Hawks, Roys & Bombers over the seasons are also relevant. Only team proposals that are intended to take the piss out of the concept of proposing a team, or expansion in general, are to be refused a listing.
Goal of the thread is data collection, presentation of the same data, and availability of this data for any purpose that suits the community (lore, reboot, toilet paper, etc).

Red text means an actual league-certified BID was not submitted.

pre-S13ish - Roys Reserves.
pre-S14 - West Gate Trolls (2011-ish) ( LeverPuller )
pre-S15ish? - Hawks Reserves.
pre-S16 - OFG Warriors (can the Coney Island Warriors be compared?) ( Karnezis_13 )
pre-S?? - Sunstate Norveners ( fumbler ) please supply approx Ssn# of first derivation
pre-S24 - West Gate Trolls ( LeverPuller )
pre-S29ish - Bombers Reserves.
pre-S30 - Pennsylvania Vampires ( Millky95 )
pre-S30 - Death Valley Serpents ( haydo )

What's haydo 's original proposed team again? please supply any details, links and approx Ssn# of first derivation!
pantskyle had mentioned a team once that reminded me of the fhq team the Aubergine Flanges. Something about fruit or berries anyway. please supply any details, links and approx Ssn# of first derivation!
What else has cropped up? please supply any details, links and approx Ssn# of first derivation!

And if I have stated the wrong person in any case as the most appropriate force behind each concept, also please advise.

Sunstate Norveners would have been ten time premiers by now.
I’ll look back but I think it was around S16 preseason??
It was what gave me the idea for the SPC, I guess you could call Sunstate the precursor.

 

[fumbler]

The greatest SFA team to never SFA

 

[Mobbs]

Sunstate Norveners would have been ten time premiers by now.
I’ll look back but I think it was around S16 preseason??
It was what gave me the idea for the SPC, I guess you could call Sunstate the precursor.

Awesome thanks!
The thread date (late 2012) sets your gestation at mid-S15, therefore with a view towards S16.
Mid-way through season 22 (mid-2016) was the time of the SPC.

 

[Barrybran]

Sooooo ...

Well, anyway!

This thread does not need to list only official bids, but simply any ideas that either gathered some pace or got some media traction, or indeed gets repeated media traction in passing - thereby being useful at the least for lore. Therefore the (mostly in-jest) reserves team movements from the Hawks, Roys & Bombers over the seasons are also relevant. Only team proposals that are intended to take the piss out of the concept of proposing a team, or expansion in general, are to be refused a listing.
Goal of the thread is data collection, presentation of the same data, and availability of this data for any purpose that suits the community (lore, reboot, toilet paper, etc).

Red text means an actual league-certified BID was not submitted.

pre-S13ish - Roys Reserves.
pre-S14 - West Gate Trolls (2011-ish) ( LeverPuller )
pre-S15ish? - Hawks Reserves.
pre-S16 - OFG Warriors (can the Coney Island Warriors be compared?) ( Karnezis_13 )
pre-S?? - Sunstate Norveners ( fumbler ) please supply approx Ssn# of first derivation
pre-S24 - West Gate Trolls ( LeverPuller )
pre-S29ish - Bombers Reserves.
pre-S30 - Pennsylvania Vampires ( Millky95 )
pre-S30 - Death Valley Serpents ( haydo )

What's haydo 's original proposed team again? please supply any details, links and approx Ssn# of first derivation!
pantskyle had mentioned a team once that reminded me of the fhq team the Aubergine Flanges. Something about fruit or berries anyway. please supply any details, links and approx Ssn# of first derivation!
What else has cropped up? please supply any details, links and approx Ssn# of first derivation!

And if I have stated the wrong person in any case as the most appropriate force behind each concept, also please advise.

haydo - North Shore Serpents aka haydo's Lizards (JoshWoodenSpoon)

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/gumbies-ffc-offically-penalised-again.1193690/post-55640100 (first reference I can find)

Media - The Sweet FA - Three Things I Learnt This Week: NOW WITH BEEZ MELTS

Liked for the Oasis reference

www.bigfooty.com

pantskyle - Boys Club Tangerines

Official Team Thread - SFA Expansion Bid: The Boys Club Tangerines

Club information: Name: The Boys Club Tangerines Colours: Orange, Yellow, Green, White Homeground: Tangerine Fields or Quivorir's Garage (no parking available) Location on the Sweet FA MAP: Where the wild tangerines grow, but also Cranbourne. Jumper design: Home and away done by the collective...

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TheInjuryFactory - Southside Shitgibbons

Official Team Thread - SFA Exaction Bid - Southside Shitgibbons

Thank you all, for joining me here today. I would like at this time to announce the intention to launch a formal bid for Sweet F.A. exaction for Season 30 with the club: Southside Shitgibbons (formerly West Coast Wonders) Name: Southside Shitgibbons Colours: Poo Brown, Banana Yellow, Beige and...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[pantskyle]

The Tangerines being excluded will go down as the leagues darkest day.

 

[Mobbs]

haydo - North Shore Serpents aka haydo's Lizards (JoshWoodenSpoon)

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/gumbies-ffc-offically-penalised-again.1193690/post-55640100 (first reference I can find)

Media - The Sweet FA - Three Things I Learnt This Week: NOW WITH BEEZ MELTS

Liked for the Oasis reference

www.bigfooty.com

pantskyle - Boys Club Tangerines

Official Team Thread - SFA Expansion Bid: The Boys Club Tangerines

Club information: Name: The Boys Club Tangerines Colours: Orange, Yellow, Green, White Homeground: Tangerine Fields or Quivorir's Garage (no parking available) Location on the Sweet FA MAP: Where the wild tangerines grow, but also Cranbourne. Jumper design: Home and away done by the collective...

www.bigfooty.com

TheInjuryFactory - Southside Shitgibbons

Official Team Thread - SFA Exaction Bid - Southside Shitgibbons

Thank you all, for joining me here today. I would like at this time to announce the intention to launch a formal bid for Sweet F.A. exaction for Season 30 with the club: Southside Shitgibbons (formerly West Coast Wonders) Name: Southside Shitgibbons Colours: Poo Brown, Banana Yellow, Beige and...

www.bigfooty.com

Thank you Barry! Post updated. If I can bothered one day, I'll update the OP.

The Tangerines being excluded will go down as the leagues darkest day.

I actually like the guernsey. This should have been a thing. Vipers, Serpents, Vampires & Tangerines - 2 divisions of 8 apiece.