Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors - Congratulations Wooshette, S21 Frankston Rover Medallist!

[BigJoeD_]

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Inaugural Season: Season 18
Home Ground: Van Cortlandt Park
Colours: Orange, Black and White
Premierships: 0
Minor Premierships: 1
EKA Medal: 1 (Wooshette, S20)
S20 Frankston Rover Medallist: Frankston Rover
S20 Leading Goalkicker: Wooshette
S20 Pwned Trophy Winner: Wooshette


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Season 21 Players:

1 Haduken
2 DapperJong (r)
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah (VC)
5 toxic
7 Stronzo
8 Wooshette (VC)
9 The Mighty Boosh
10 Raveneyes
11 oogac
12 BigJoeD_ (C)
13 Norm Landrover
16 Mr_Smooth
17 Les Norton
22 Freofalcon
23 Benwah83 (r)
24 Packedlunch
26 Morganashlee
27 Sydney Bloods
29 Reginald Perrin (VC)
35 Chappyuk (r)
42 Lord_Flashheart
57 BoshtrichBurger
60 Mr Blicavs
333 boncer34


S21 Recruits:

Chappyuk - recruited from London, England - rookie
DapperJong - recruited from Norf Korea - rookie
Benwah83 - recruited from Casey Scorpions - rookie
Freofalcon - recruited from Roys FFC
toxic - recruited from Sin City
boncer34 - recruited from purgatory


Delisted:

Yidaki
deathevocation
NetworkNerd
Amos
El Dubya
Skippos
Aussie Rocker
royals1922


Home and Away Milestones:

BoshtrichBurger - 100 games Round 2
Sydney Bloods - 100 games Round 3
Norm Landrover - 50 games Round 2
Raveneyes - 50 games Round 15​

Guernseys:​

 

[BigJoeD_]

Season 21 SweetFA Official Fixture - Coney Island Warriors


Round 1 – 31st January 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v Geelong Wolves @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 2 – 7th February 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v Baghdad Bandits @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 3 – 14th February 2016:
East Side Hawks v Coney Island Warriors @ Waverley Park

Round 4 – 21st Februrary 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 5 – 28th February 2016:
Mt Buller Demons v Coney Island Warriors @ Snow Dome

Round 6 – 6th March 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v West Coast Wonders @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 7 – 13th March 2016:
Las Vegas Bears v Coney Island Warriors @ The Stadium In The Sky

Round 8 – 20th March 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 9 – 27th March 2016:
Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors @ Underground Stadium

Round 10 – 3rd April 2016:
Dragons FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ Dragon Island

Round 11 – 10th April 2016:
Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 12 – 17th April 2016:
Geelong Wolves v Coney Island Warriors @ The Lair

Round 13 – 24th April 2016:
Baghdad Bandits v Coney Island Warriors @ Abdu Prison

Round 14 – 1st May 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v East Side Hawks @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 15 – 8th May 2016:
Fighting Furies v Coney Island Warriors @ Punt Road

Round 16 – 15th May 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v Mt Buller Demons @ Van Cortlandt Park

Qualifying Final - 22th May 2016:
Coney Island Warriors vs TBA

Finals Week 2: week off

Preliminary Final - 5th June 2016:
Coney Island Warriors vs TBA

Grand Final - 12th June 2016:
Coney Island Warriors vs TBA

 

[BigJoeD_]

With Season 21 just around the corner, it is with great anticipation we await the season opener - the first step in returning the Warriors to our rightful position as an onfield powerhouse.

With the majority of our All-Star Series 20 list returning, it is with great pleasure and anticipation we welcome six new players to Coney Island this season - a tantalising mix of experienced, battle hardened veterans and fresh faced, exuberant rookies.

In boncer34, toxic and Freofalcon we welcome three recognised league firebrands to a list already brimming with confrontational, quick witted posters.

In Chappyuk, Benwah83 and DapperJong, we welcome a rookie class of rare quality, rivalled only by the bumper Coney Island expansion side of Season 18.

Together, these six additions form a recruitment haul of unparalled class, never before witnessed in the history of the SweetFA.

Season 21 also sees the official promotion of SweetFA star and S20 EKA medallist Wooshette to the Coney Island leadership group, joining Reginald Perrin and zackah as vice captains.

As has been our ethos since inception, the Warriors are all about poster enjoyment - taking the piss out of our opponents, ourselves and enjoying the qooty experience.

Coney Island Warriors - The Benchmark

 

[iBeng]

Reserved for loling at @ #thebenchmark

 

[Frankston Rover]

Looking forward to our season kicking off.

Got a good feeling about Season 21.

 

[Wosh]

Reserved for team photo holding up the Premiership Cup

 

[Packedlunch]

Apply the goo tag, I'm close to boiling point!

 

[Wosh]

Apply the goo tag, I'm close to boiling point!

Exciting team isn't it! We're going to have some fun this season

 

[Freofalcon]

Apply the goo tag, I'm close to boiling point!

I looked at that team list and it moved.

I have no control over it.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Just a reminder, we have our 4th and final practice match this Wednesday night against the Swamprats, in their team thread - as per usual I'll tag everyone via our team sheet on Wednesday morning.

Our team lineup will be close to what I'm thinking for the season opener - Round 1 match threads will be up on Monday 25th Jan

 

[toxic]

Excellent

The rats....

 

[zackah]

AFL can GAGF anyway.

Qooty is where it's at.

#warriors4premiers
#pleasedontbanus

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

The kilt is back from the drycleaners. They tried to charge me extra for removing teeth and brain matter from it.

 

[Wosh]

Chappyuk
DapperJong
Benwah83
Our Season 21 team thread is up, our last praccie match on Wednesday then the real stuff starts next week. Really looking forward to playing alongside you guys and seeing you rip off some heads banter wise..and qooty wise.

Also boncer34 and toxic grouse to have your experience on board!

Go Warriors!!

 

[Norm Landrover]

Round 1 – 31st January 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v Geelong Wolves @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 2 – 7th February 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v Baghdad Bandits @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 3 – 14th February 2016:
East Side Hawks v Coney Island Warriors @ Waverley Park

Round 4 – 21st Februrary 2016:
Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies @ Van Cortlandt Park

3 of four at home to start, not bad... Remember we do have a song:

We need a motto now that we're an established side in the SFA. While #ComeOutToPlay is a rally cry, I don't consider it particularly motto-ish in composition, thus I make the following proposal: "Liberum Esse Vexillum" which I think is very appropriate - "Free to be the standard" and very accurate of our first three seasons

 

[Norm Landrover]

Glad 50 will be at home!

 

[Norm Landrover]

3 : 8.57 {FB} - ShaunDuggan didn't see that tackle coming from Norm Landrover.
3 : 9.01 {FF} - With the ball is Norm Landrover.
3 : 9.06 {FF} - Norm Landrover wants a goal.
3 : 9.09 {FF} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
Sin City Swamprats : 8.4.52
Coney Island Warriors : 8.9.57

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

SCS SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Norm Landr   0  3  1  4  1  0  0  1  1   31

GOAL BY GOAL :
	
	



	
	

		
Third Quarter :
9.13 - Goal to Norm Landrover (CIW) - CIW by 5 point(s).

Final Quarter :
12.21 - Behind to Norm Landrover (CIW) - SCS by 34 point(s).
	

TIME ON GROUND :
	
	



	
	

		
CIW
Norm Landrover       0 (On) Total : 100%


MATCH-UPS :

In a solid performance, Norm Landrover beat Close Contest today - but not by much. - 29m from 3 to 32.
In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, ShaunDuggan either broke even with Norm Landrover or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 46m

	

	
	

		
Slowly but surely, I'll be getting back to full form. At least fitness is good. :D
	

 

[toxic]

Quick hello from palm cove

Go Warriors

 

[Wosh]

Quick hello from palm cove

Go Warriors

Hi buddy
Enjoy

 

[toxic]

Hi buddy
Enjoy

Will get to those questions i promise!

 

[Wosh]

Will get to those questions i promise!

You just relax and be happy, that's all that matters mate

 

[Freofalcon]

I reckon I've timed my preseason to perfection coming into the first round.

It's only a three step training program but it's been a hard slog getting into condition.

Step 1 - Lifting exercise


Step 2 - Resting


Step 3 - Stretching exercises


Dead f**kn easy.

 

[zackah]

My eyes

 

[Freofalcon]

My eyes

I married a blind woman.

 

[Wosh]

5 MINUTES