Dirty Bird
Pokémon Master
Every couple of days, as I'm talking to a friend in regards to WWE, a storyline enters my head. Some are good, some are bad, but I just thought it could be fun to talk about our own storylines. What's going through your head? What do you want to see?
Anyway, 2 recent ones that I thought of.
1) It's the Novemeber 5th episode of RAW (Why couldn't it be in the US ) - Linda McMahon is in the ring thanking the WWE Universe for their support in her unsuccessful bit to become a Senator. She announces that she's going to cease her attempts to get into the US Senate and will focus her energy back into the WWE.
Then
"No chance that's what you got. (ha ha yeah)
Up against a machine too strong.
Greedy politicians buying souls from us are puppets.
Won't find their place in line.
Now, tie a string around your finger now, boy.
'Cause its just a matter of time.
'Cause you got No chance, no chance in hell."
Vince comes out and at this point he tells the music to be cut off. He cuts a promo directed at Linda saying how her campaign ruined the company, Making the show pg, all that sort of stuff, saying she poisoned the company from the inside and the main posion was Cena.
A rivalry between Linda and Vince get set up. The kids will probably get behind Linda, but anyone with a brain will get behind Vince as he tries to clean his company of the poison. Things heat up, extremely fast actually as I only have 2 Raws and 2 Smackdowns to fit things in before Survivor Series.
(fill in the events of the rivalry)
But at Survivor series, we get a 5-on-5 traditional Survivor Series match for control of the WWE (or, Vince wins, we get weapons, blood, bra and panty matches etc all back, Linda wins, stays PG).
The 5 that represent Vince are CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Wade Barrett and David Otunga (need a dud to make up for the duds in Lindas team)
The 5 that represent Linda are John Cena, Santino Marella, Brodus Clay, Zac Ryder and Kofi Kingston
Obviously we team Vince will go up 5-1 and then SuperCena comes in before it becomes a 1-on-1 at the end vs Punk (though, Barrett is tempting) when team Vince finally wins.
The next night on Raw (so 19th of Novemeber) It starts with Vince in the ring demanding Linda comes out, he makes her join the kiss my ass club. Straight away Vince announces that we have a special guest commentator for the opening match of the night. Without ****ing the moment like Justin Roberts is good at, his music hits
After he gets to the commentators desk he and Cole have a special moment or something, before they go to an ad. They come back, Eve and Layla are in the ring when Justin Roberts announces "The following match, is a Bra and Panties match, to win, you must strip your opponent down to their bra and panties" Before he introduces the competitors.
And like that, the new era of WWE is born
My 2nd story is incredibly short as it's just designed to debut some people.
2) It's TLC, the main event was a Team Hell No (c) vs Team Rhodes Scholars vs Sin Cara-Rey Mysterio vs Prime Time Players in a TLC match, Team Hell No imploded and someone else won them (I don't really care for storyline purposes, lets just go Rhodes Scholars as I like them) The winners are celebrating, Bryan and Kane are pushing each other in the ring and things could go haywire any second. Then out of no where the lights go out, a few seconds later you hear what sounds like chair shots coming from the ring, no one knows what the **** is happening. The lights come back on and we see The Ascension (Connor O'Brian and Kenneth Cameron) standing in the middle of the ring, holding the battered chair way up high, with all other 8 competitors knocked out and scattered around the ring. The camera is panned out, Cole makes some remark asking about the future of the tag team division and TLC comes to an end.
Anyway, 2 recent ones that I thought of.
1) It's the Novemeber 5th episode of RAW (Why couldn't it be in the US ) - Linda McMahon is in the ring thanking the WWE Universe for their support in her unsuccessful bit to become a Senator. She announces that she's going to cease her attempts to get into the US Senate and will focus her energy back into the WWE.
Then
"No chance that's what you got. (ha ha yeah)
Up against a machine too strong.
Greedy politicians buying souls from us are puppets.
Won't find their place in line.
Now, tie a string around your finger now, boy.
'Cause its just a matter of time.
'Cause you got No chance, no chance in hell."
Vince comes out and at this point he tells the music to be cut off. He cuts a promo directed at Linda saying how her campaign ruined the company, Making the show pg, all that sort of stuff, saying she poisoned the company from the inside and the main posion was Cena.
A rivalry between Linda and Vince get set up. The kids will probably get behind Linda, but anyone with a brain will get behind Vince as he tries to clean his company of the poison. Things heat up, extremely fast actually as I only have 2 Raws and 2 Smackdowns to fit things in before Survivor Series.
(fill in the events of the rivalry)
But at Survivor series, we get a 5-on-5 traditional Survivor Series match for control of the WWE (or, Vince wins, we get weapons, blood, bra and panty matches etc all back, Linda wins, stays PG).
The 5 that represent Vince are CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Wade Barrett and David Otunga (need a dud to make up for the duds in Lindas team)
The 5 that represent Linda are John Cena, Santino Marella, Brodus Clay, Zac Ryder and Kofi Kingston
Obviously we team Vince will go up 5-1 and then SuperCena comes in before it becomes a 1-on-1 at the end vs Punk (though, Barrett is tempting) when team Vince finally wins.
The next night on Raw (so 19th of Novemeber) It starts with Vince in the ring demanding Linda comes out, he makes her join the kiss my ass club. Straight away Vince announces that we have a special guest commentator for the opening match of the night. Without ****ing the moment like Justin Roberts is good at, his music hits
After he gets to the commentators desk he and Cole have a special moment or something, before they go to an ad. They come back, Eve and Layla are in the ring when Justin Roberts announces "The following match, is a Bra and Panties match, to win, you must strip your opponent down to their bra and panties" Before he introduces the competitors.
And like that, the new era of WWE is born
My 2nd story is incredibly short as it's just designed to debut some people.
2) It's TLC, the main event was a Team Hell No (c) vs Team Rhodes Scholars vs Sin Cara-Rey Mysterio vs Prime Time Players in a TLC match, Team Hell No imploded and someone else won them (I don't really care for storyline purposes, lets just go Rhodes Scholars as I like them) The winners are celebrating, Bryan and Kane are pushing each other in the ring and things could go haywire any second. Then out of no where the lights go out, a few seconds later you hear what sounds like chair shots coming from the ring, no one knows what the **** is happening. The lights come back on and we see The Ascension (Connor O'Brian and Kenneth Cameron) standing in the middle of the ring, holding the battered chair way up high, with all other 8 competitors knocked out and scattered around the ring. The camera is panned out, Cole makes some remark asking about the future of the tag team division and TLC comes to an end.