Dank cries poor

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Pay wall dance time "Dank's stuck on struggle street" (and yes its the Chipper..)

http://m.theaustralian.com.au/sport...5-a-week/story-fnca0u4y-1227610128780?login=1

Key points (these are all from an affidavit from Dank's lawyer in his case against the HUN, now two years old)

"Dank now nominates Applied Orthopaedic Science, a company he wholly owns, as his sole source of income.

He lists his total income as $1035 a week — roughly half the salary he received when he was employed by Essendon as a sports scientist throughout the Bombers’ ill-fated 2012 AFL season....

...Dank has only $75 to live off once his weekly expenses for rent, utilities, food, petrol and car repayments are deducted from his income. His only asset is a $12,000 Mazda on which he owes $8000.

The affidavit makes no mention of Dank’s share in the Medical Rejuvenation Clinic, a Bondi Junction-based peptide selling business in Sydney’s east that was Dank’s principal business throughout the doping scandal."

Personally suspect the same lawyer may have hidden most of Dank's assets in a trust...
 

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The affidavit makes no mention of Dank’s share in the Medical Rejuvenation Clinic, a Bondi Junction-based peptide selling business in Sydney’s east that was Dank’s principal business throughout the doping scandal."

Personally suspect the same lawyer may have hidden most of Dank's assets in a trust...
Otherwise known as the "I lost my assets" defense.
Maybe they are down the back of the couch as the missing supplements program records?
 
Another deflecting article by chippileaks
#gofundmesoIcanbuywd40formysqeakygate

How dare you besmirch the name of the all-knowing Chipper! Please read pages 40-80 of his wonderful tome of truth as penance.
 
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He lists his total income as $1035 a week

Geez, how rough :rolleyes:

...Dank has only $75 to live off once his weekly expenses for rent, utilities, food, petrol and car repayments are deducted from his income.

So he's like a lot of Australians then?
 

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