Oppo Camp Delusional Pearlers III

[Burzum]

In the "Ryan Griffen wants out of the Bulldogs" thread on the main board, one of our favourite North posters wrote this:

If they offered us 4 + 7 for Swallow, I'd consider it. Similar age and level of player to Griffin.

 

[Doss]

I love Swallow but Griffin is a much better player.

At his best, Griffin is one of the very best mids in the comp.

 

[carnthedons]

I love Swallow but Griffin is a much better player.

At his best, Griffin is one of the very best mids in the comp.

Yep. LOL Norf, indeed.

 

[CourtzMajora]

Not so much delusional but .. (talking about Griffen)

GWS have changed his mind and poached him. Absolutely no decency whatsoever shown by GWS.

But it's ok for every other ****ing club to try poach our players? Hah, ok.

 

[Doss]

People love being sanctimonious and laughing at others' misfortune...until they get bitten on the arse and luck swings against them, that is.

Then it's the greatest injustice in the world.

 

[grugsticles]

I just love how members of the public are more than willing to berate opposition players by saying things along the line of 'Oh your team is just a bunch of hacks'. But, come trade time those so called hacks are pretty well sought after.

 

[The Scales]

I've started writing a Jimmy biography. Using some of the info from this thread. Hope I can ask a few questions,
Should I put a capitol M for moron?.

Sympathy indeed.

 

[The Scales]

We present our notes, we take contemporaneous amounts of notes you know

Copious maybe? "Roget's" not a big thing in the Caro says Hird is gawn thread.

 

[yaco55]

Gotta think there are problems at Collingwood,Bulldogs and Geelong - These clubs are flat out retaining players - Oh,to be a stable club.

 

[Doss]

Copious maybe? "Roget's" not a big thing in the Caro says Hird is gawn thread.

Contemporaneous is a measure of quantity now?

Consider my world shattered.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Eh, it's a perfectly cromulent use of the word.

 

[The Scales]

Eh, it's a perfectly cromulent use of the word.

It's embiggened my vocabulary.

 

[Runk]

It's embiggened my vocabulary.

I'll be sure to pass on my contrafibularities.

 

[Nifft]

It's embiggened my vocabulary.

Verisimilitude

 

[Donakebab]

bombersno1 acting all sanctimonious about club ethics after the turncoat defection to the paragon of morality that is the Sydney Swans.

 

[DapperDon]

bombersno1 acting all sanctimonious about club ethics after the turncoat defection to the paragon of morality that is the Sydney Swans.

wut?

 

[eth-dog]

wut?

She's converted to Sydney.

I for one am pleased with the development

 

[DapperDon]

She's converted to Sydney.

I for one am pleased with the development

HAHA REALLY??

Can this day actually get any better??

Hahahaha

Edit: can someone point me in the general direction, I wanna see the funny.

 

[eth-dog]

HAHA REALLY??

Can this day actually get any better??

Hahahaha

Griffen announces he's changed his mind and wants to come to Essendon?

 

[Nifft]

Griffen announces he's changed his mind and wants to come to Essendon?

And Ryder now wants to go to Bulldogs?

 

[The Speaker]

She's converted to Sydney.

I for one am pleased with the development

Spot the 'we'.

Sep 12, Essendon draft/trade thread:

Hardly, and honestly this idea that we must draft Victorians is ridiculous. How about we just draft the best players. If they happen to be all from WA or SA so be it!

Sep 28, Sydney GF review thread:

Goodes I forgot, good call. That said I have no idea why we didn't TRY Goodes in the centre for half a quarter. I know he can't do it all day, I know. Tippett, disagree, presented but fluffed marks, kicked straight to Hawthorn and kicked a grand total of 1 goal.

That was quick.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Spot the 'we'.

Sep 12, Essendon draft/trade thread:



Sep 28, Sydney GF review thread:



That was quick.

But but but... Her username....

 

[DapperDon]

Haha, even better she jumped hoping for a cheap GF victory.

Then got ZILCH!

 

[Zephyr Effekt]

Ryder wants out
Howlett wants out
Kavanagh wants out
Winderlich wants out

Don't worry guys, there is no exodus

Looks like the only exodus was from Bazza, which turned out to be premature.

 

[Doss]

swansno1.

Or bloodsno1.