Certified Legendary Thread Do you stand up to wipe?

[Quivorir]

Simple question. Do you stand up to wipe after a poop. It appears, after some posting here and talking with friends, that it is the odd thing to stand up so I decided to ask everyone.

I for one, am a stander.

 

[Viva la Mattner]

Yep, i'm a stander and a scruncher

 

[No.19]

Stand and fold

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Sit and fold.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Who scrunches?

Good job getting s**t all over your hands

 

[Engimal]

I genuinely didn't know there was another way to wipe beside standing up before this thread.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

I lean up on one leg.

 

[Engimal]

I should mention that I usually do neither.

More often than not, I just crap while I'm in the shower and waffle-stomp it down the drain.

 

[craigos]

I just go out to the backyard and drag my arse along the grass like a dog.

 

[Gough]

There's no dignity left in posting on this board anymore.
#liftacheek

 

[Borry]

Sit n scrunch.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Never realized people stood when wiping. Can you not reach your asses sitting down?

Also a scruncher. Who has time to fold?

 

[Gough]

Never realized people stood when wiping. Can you not reach your asses sitting down?

Also a scruncher. Who has time to fold?

Who rushes their morning constitutional? I take the crossword in with me.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

I roll over onto my back, legs in the air, and then wipe.

 

[Noobz0r]

I usually hop in the shower for 10 seconds afterwards.

 

[Engimal]

Also a scruncher. Who has time to fold?

It's not something you should be rushing. If I'm ever in a hurry, I'll just wipe before I s**t so there's less to wipe.

 

[SugarShane]

Sit. The thought of people standing up to wipe their arse makes me chuckle.

 

[Doss]

Surely you're more likely to leave a mess if you stand.

As a side story, my father was hiking once as a teen and nature called while on the hike. They had no paper so he had to use grass. The unforeseen problem was that this wasn't ordinary grass, it was sword grass.

Yeah.

 

[edgie]

My theory is fat guys sit, skinny guys stand

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Surely you're more likely to leave a mess if you stand.

As a side story, my father was hiking once as a teen and nature called while on the hike. They had no paper so he had to use grass. The unforeseen problem was that this wasn't ordinary grass, it was sword grass.

Yeah.

Do I dare assk what sword grass is?

 

[swiftdog]

Stand and scrunch, there is no other way.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

* no

 

[Jevy]

I don't wipe. Clean breaks only.

 

[BALKAN]

Stand & scrunch.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

people serious stand up to s**t?