Media Doctor Pantskyle - Agony Aunt

[Smartys Power]

Also, SFA AMA are suing you for everything you have.

brahj is this a poor man's AMA?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Weren't you a lawyer not long back?

Lionel Pants is no more. Say hello to Miguel Sanpants!

 

[Mr Eagle]

Dear Dr Pants,

My freezer isn't freezing things anymore.

Please help.

E

 

[pantskyle]

Dear Dr Pants,

My freezer isn't freezing things anymore.

Please help.

E

Hmmm. Is it plugged in?

 

[Mr Eagle]

Hmmm. Is it plugged in?

Yes. And the fridgey bit underneath is just fine.

 

[pantskyle]

Yes. And the fridgey bit underneath is just fine.

Is the motor running?

 

[Andonis1997]

pantskyle you're still a flog.
Look what you did to me!

 

[Mr Eagle]

Is the motor running?

Motor? I said freezer, not car!

 

[pantskyle]

Motor? I said freezer, not car!

I can't help you. Now take this boner pill and retire.

 

[Willo_]

Dr Pants.... Will it actually make me blind if I keep playing with it

 

[croweater 41]

Dr Pants, I just pooped and I had a lot of corn in it. I haven't eaten corn since last Wednesday should I be worried?

 

[Willo_]

Dr Pants, I just pooped and I had a lot of corn in it. I haven't eaten corn since last Wednesday should I be worried?

Pfft I haven't eaten corn in years and it still appears

 

[I Dont Care]

Dr Pants
I haven't had a bowel movement in a month, can you oscopy my colon?

 

[pantskyle]

Dr Pants.... Will it actually make me blind if I keep playing with it

No. You'll just become tired and your eyelids will close.

Dr Pants, I just pooped and I had a lot of corn in it. I haven't eaten corn since last Wednesday should I be worried?

You have corncer. You have only decades to live

Dr Pants
I haven't had a bowel movement in a month, can you oscopy my colon?

Ok but I'll need a boner.

 

[Willo_]

Dr Pants
I haven't had a bowel movement in a month, can you oscopy my colon?

Try remove the goat

 

[pantskyle]

Try remove the goat

Hmmm thread title doesn't say Dr. Willo_.

 

[Willo_]

Hmmm thread title doesn't say Dr. Willo_.

maybe it should

 

[pantskyle]

maybe it should

You're hired!

 

[Willo_]

You're hired!

I'll be your assistant

Is the pay good? Also I need the next week off

 

[pantskyle]

I'll be your assistant

Is the pay good? Also I need the next week off

I guess so. Let's celebrate by adding chocolate to milk.

 

[Willo_]

I guess so. Let's celebrate by adding chocolate to milk.

 

[pantskyle]

Are we best friends?

 

[Willo_]

Are we best friends?

well that depends.... what is your favorite dinosaur?

 

[pantskyle]

well that depends.... what is your favorite dinosaur?

Raptor.

 

[Willo_]

Raptor.