He did it in the last quarter. Said Higgins kicks the ball and the real Higgins almost got on the end of the pass. There was silence for a few seconds as he tried to process what had just happened.
Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d
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he also did it in the 2nd and 3rd qtr as my brother and I couldnt stop laughing at how bad it was
Healy does this all the time. Never corrects himself.
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Someone kicks 3rd goal of the match, "Big time goal"
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Listening to the Collingwood VFL game and "chaos ball" just got a run. FMD
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That got nearly as many mentions as "Freo came from 27pts down last year"
FFS Der-Wayne,you're like broken record
Watching the game and he actually makes the game less enjoyable, what with his CONSTANT YELLING and EMPHASISING his silly points. Did you know that Sydney could have been 16th at the end of the round if they lost (only of course if other results went the way they needed to for that to happen)?
And apparently j-lo was playing out their today. She really showed some good dance moves and helped to "GET THE PARTY STARTED!"
Piss off derwayne
And apparently j-lo was playing out their today. She really showed some good dance moves and helped to "GET THE PARTY STARTED!"
Piss off derwayne
"Chaos ball" is now a thing with other commentators lol wtf
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Ok that was Dwayne's finest quarter.
1. Calling Judd a "God" just before 'God' pinged a hammy.
2. "This is Carlton's biggest game in 2 decades", presumably meaning bigger than the Granny's and other finals.
3. "Henderson is having the best day of his life" as Lachie was lining up his 5th.
He then shouted into his mike for the last 5 minutes of the quarter.
This bloke seriously needs to be escorted from the commentary box.
1. Calling Judd a "God" just before 'God' pinged a hammy.
2. "This is Carlton's biggest game in 2 decades", presumably meaning bigger than the Granny's and other finals.
3. "Henderson is having the best day of his life" as Lachie was lining up his 5th.
He then shouted into his mike for the last 5 minutes of the quarter.
This bloke seriously needs to be escorted from the commentary box.
He also ejaculated all over the mic when Judd did his hamstring.
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Cum again ?
His commentary for the Judd substitution/ injury was cringeworthy.
HE'S A GOD
JUDDY
RUN DOWN
HE'S COOKED, HE'S GONE.
Also ,Anyone else find it really annoying how he emphasises the words 'again', 'ball' and 'gone'?
eg. Ablett gets the ball AGAIN
Smith is tacked, could be BALL. and GONE.
HE'S A GOD
JUDDY
RUN DOWN
HE'S COOKED, HE'S GONE.
Also ,Anyone else find it really annoying how he emphasises the words 'again', 'ball' and 'gone'?
eg. Ablett gets the ball AGAIN
Smith is tacked, could be BALL. and GONE.
He also seems to find sick pleasure in players getting injured. When Monfries went down the other week (despite it being a beloved Port player) his excitement levels rose instantly. "HE'S PINGED A STRING!!!"
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Absolute knob of highest order. Offers absolutely nothing of any sort of quality to his call.
Is it too much to ask for the commentators to just call the play instead of using s**t puns every 10 seconds
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Swans get him all the time. Did you know we could have been 16th if... yea, we know Dwayne. We watch the game from start to finish. We don't just fade in and out in between doing some shopping and reading the paper.
I haven't just joined you, THIS IS ALL I HAVE!
I feel like he's going to have to start saying OH MY GOD! after every goal, because he sounds like he can't believe what is happening.
Ablett gets the ball AGAIN! Oh my GOD!
Once again, let me say, it's not your job to make AFL football exciting. It already is exciting, and not because of anything you do or say.
I haven't just joined you, THIS IS ALL I HAVE!
I feel like he's going to have to start saying OH MY GOD! after every goal, because he sounds like he can't believe what is happening.
Ablett gets the ball AGAIN! Oh my GOD!
Once again, let me say, it's not your job to make AFL football exciting. It already is exciting, and not because of anything you do or say.
