Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Jcpdragonx]

Why does he have to scream for?

 

[Private Hudson]

They just showed the Coleman Medal table DerrWayne says " Buddy with 7 last night " umm no DerrWayne he kicked 4.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Hey Dwayne, are you a massive ****head?

"YEAH BABY!!1!!!11!!"

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Kicks the goal with no one on the line!

Footage shows Jarrod Witts was on the line and the ball went about two metres above him.

"You've got to have someone on the line!"

They did Dwayne... He's just not 4 metres tall.

Yeah, this was a strange one. Ball clearly went over Witts for a goal, no chance of being touched. Then Dwayne tried to backtrack on the replay by saying GWS needed someone on the line!

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Hey Dwayne, are you a massive ****head?

"YEAH BABY!!1!!!11!!"

Cloke kicking a meaningless goal after the siren.

 

[Mentallo]

Pumps up the decibels!!!!!

 

[Cudi]

"Biggest.Kick.Of.His.Career"

Dudes lining up for a goal to get his team back withing a goal halfway through the third quarter.


Still my favourite is

"Biggest lead of the game!!!"

And it's 2 minutes into the second and the margins like 7 points.

 

[Private Hudson]

Cloke had a set shot from about 40 metres out on a 45 degree angle yesterday. He kicked it ok but it just faded into the behinds.

Dwayne " absolute HORROR kick from Cloke "

I just don't understand how he's paid to commentate AFL football by two major broadcasters? It baffles me. It really does, how can the people in charge not see how absolutely cringeworthy he is? I don't get it.

 

[Private Hudson]

" It's last place versus 10th here but it FEELS like a grand final ""

Ahhh no it doesn't Dwayne.

 

[tugga]

"Oh they may have just cost him goal of the year"
ball hit the post

 

[tugga]

Steve Johnson having a shot from the goal line, which was a fait accompli and never really draws much emotion from the crowd.
"This'll bring the house down here".

 

[Clint Bizkit]

With every Melbourne goal you could hear the tears rolling down Dwayne's cheeks.

Almost as good as the win.

 

[JOELY]

"He's either really good or he's having a Dellavadova moment"

Thought that was a pretty pathetic crack. Delladova has arguably achieved more in his sporting career than anyone in the AFL in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Sprout]

Can't put into words how much I enjoyed listening to the thinly veiled disappointment in his voice today.

 

[CJApples87]

"He's either really good or he's having a Dellavadova moment"

Thought that was a pretty pathetic crack. Delladova has arguably achieved more in his sporting career than anyone in the AFL in the grand scheme of things.

You what?

 

[shinboner spiggs]

I lol'd when he reeled off one of his post goal one liners "that's delightful!" When the ball had missed...

 

[CJApples87]

In some ways Hawthorn are two men down with Rioli pulling out before the bounce and Frawley subbed out.

No Dwayne, in no conceivable way can you say they are two men down when both men have been replaced. Rioli replaced by Langford in the starting line-up, Frawley replaced by Suckling through the sub rule.

 

[tugga]

How many times does this ******* reckons we need to hear that Hawthorn has the best percentage in the AFL?

 

[Sprout]

Hosting the Fox coverage right now.

"Maybe there weren't any injections after all" he says sarcastically in response to Hird's presser. You're there to recap the games, not give your opinion you oaf. This isn't your s**t radio slot.

 

[Groucho]

Hosting the Fox coverage right now.

"Maybe there weren't any injections after all" he says sarcastically in response to Hird's presser. You're there to recap the games, not give your opinion you oaf. This isn't your s**t radio slot.

Thought it was the best and most incisive thing I've ever heard him say!

 

[Keys]

How many times does this ******* reckons we need to hear that Hawthorn has the best percentage in the AFL?

They don't even have the best percentage.

 

[scaryness]

Hosting the Fox coverage right now.

"Maybe there weren't any injections after all" he says sarcastically in response to Hird's presser. You're there to recap the games, not give your opinion you oaf. This isn't your s**t radio slot.

Everyone at Fox Footy thinks they are comedians. I swear the sensationalism and agenda-driving is at an all-time high at Fox.

 

[Sprout]

Thought it was the best and most incisive thing I've ever heard him say!

Quite possibly, but still a confusion on the role.

He has no-one to disagree with him when he's hosting solo so it's his ideal setup.

 

[Ashton Agar]

Hosting the Fox coverage right now.

"Maybe there weren't any injections after all" he says sarcastically in response to Hird's presser. You're there to recap the games, not give your opinion you oaf. This isn't your s**t radio slot.

Yep what a moronic comment.

 

[CJApples87]

Derrrr: THAT'S A THROW!!! HOW IS THAT NOT A THROW???!!!

Jason: He didn't take control of it initially so it can't be a throw.

Derrrr gets back in to commentary and sounds like a mopey little kid who's just been told off.