Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Sprout]

I love the dead air whenever one of his stupid observations gets corrected.

Dal Santo CLEARLY bats the ball away without gathering possession.

Dwayne: "That's a throw! How is that not a throw?!"
Dunstall: "The umpire obviously felt he never had possession. He never had possession."
(silence)
Dunstall: "Good pressure."

 

[Sprout]

Derrrr: THAT'S A THROW!!! HOW IS THAT NOT A THROW???!!!

Jason: He didn't take control of it initially so it can't be a throw.

Derrrr gets back in to commentary and sounds like a mopey little kid who's just been told off.

Haha..great minds.

 

[CJApples87]

Haha, I can't remember exactly what Dunstall said because I was abusing Dwayne at the time. But his commentary after that was hilarious... It was like he was choking back tears.

 

[Registered User]

They played Pipe's commentary of Lindsay Thomas' mark on ESPN or one of the other American sport shows.
It was something like, "woah, what a rippa!"
Yanks: "jee, I dunno what a 'rippa' is, but...."

Eh, ya hadta be there

 

[ApplecrossWC]

I like Dwayne, he brings some excitement to the game and commentates in a jovial way which is infectious.

Me thinks a lot of people are jealous that Dwayne has achieved more than they ever will in their life.

 

[Tyls83]

I like Dwayne, he brings some excitement to the game and commentates in a jovial way which is infectious.

Me thinks a lot of people are jealous that Dwayne has achieved more than they ever will in their life.

Hi Dwaynes Mum

 

[Private Hudson]

I like Dwayne, he brings some excitement to the game and commentates in a jovial way which is infectious.

Me thinks a lot of people are jealous that Dwayne has achieved more than they ever will in their life.

Who let Dwayne on here?

 

[Beerfish]

Who let the Dwaynes out?

 

[CJApples87]

This is the money shot!

You're not watching pr0n, Dwayne.

 

[CJApples87]

Eddie: And none paid the night before!

Dwayne: Just a quick THREE-WORD editorial... or ED-itorial that is from Eddie McGuire..

 

[Sprout]

I like Dwayne, he brings some excitement to the game and commentates in a jovial way which is infectious.

Me thinks a lot of people are jealous that Dwayne has achieved more than they ever will in their life.

Ah yes. The old "you're just jealous" argument. Tried and tested by teenage fangirls far and wide.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Ah yes. The old "you're just jealous" argument. Tried and tested by teenage fangirls far and wide.

He's one of the best in the business and respected by his peers. They are even starting to use some of the terms he invented. So you have to put it down to that.

 

[brucetiki]

He's one of the best in the business and respected by his peers. They are even starting to use some of the terms he invented. So you have to put it down to that.

Hi Dwayne

 

[Sprout]

He's one of the best in the business and respected by his peers. They are even starting to use some of the terms he invented. So you have to put it down to that.

haha what..."chaos ball"? What a legacy.

Respected by who? Eddie? I wonder why he sings his praises on Fox with his massive stake in Fox.

I couldn't care less if he was awarded the Nobel Prize for football commentary. My opinion is my own and it has stuff all to do with being "jealous". There are plenty of successful commentators I enjoy - Hudson, Whateley, Cometti, even the popular targets like Brayshaw and McGuire. Dwayne isn't one. He's the worst going around, the reasons for which are endless. But each to their own.

 

[AlcoaCat]

haha what..."chaos ball"? What a legacy.

Respected by who? Eddie? I wonder why he sings his praises on Fox with his massive stake in Fox.

I couldn't care less if he was awarded the Nobel Prize for football commentary. My opinion is my own and it has stuff all to do with being "jealous". There are plenty of successful commentators I enjoy - Hudson, Whateley, Cometti, even the popular targets like Brayshaw and McGuire. Dwayne isn't one. He's the worst going around, the reasons for which are endless. But each to their own.

Game, set and match to Sprout.

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[ApplecrossWC]

I couldn't care less if he was awarded the Nobel Prize for football commentary. My opinion is my own and it has stuff all to do with being "jealous". There are plenty of successful commentators I enjoy - Hudson, Whateley, Cometti, even the popular targets like Brayshaw and McGuire. Dwayne isn't one. He's the worst going around, the reasons for which are endless. But each to their own.

You just shot yourself in the foot because Huddo often uses chaos ball.

 

[Sprout]

You just shot yourself in the foot because Huddo often uses chaos ball.

I'm aware of that. I die a little inside each time he says it.

So you think the wider use of "chaos ball" is proof that Dwayne is widely respected?

 

[Private Hudson]

He's one of the best in the business and respected by his peers. They are even starting to use some of the terms he invented. So you have to put it down to that.

Wow.............. I think I need a break from Big Footy.

 

[simba_]

Game, set and match to Sprout.

the dude who likes listening to Huddo?

all the commentators we have are s**t. Russell isn't as bad as Internet heroes pretend, the likes of Whateley aren't as good as they pretend either. They're all trash and us fans could do a better job. Money runs their agenda and nothing more.

 

[SpecialComments]

One I still remember from last year was when Schulz kicked a goal to make the margin 5 goals or something with 6mins left, and Dwayne goes "And there's still a little bit of scratching coming out of the coffin. . . . there's still life left."

 

[CJApples87]

One I still remember from last year was when Schulz kicked a goal to make the margin 5 goals or something with 6mins left, and Dwayne goes "And there's still a little bit of scratching coming out of the coffin. . . . there's still life left."

I remember that. It was a disgraceful comment.

 

[Cleavy]

"that's a contender"... for what??

 

[Hammer#8]

Biggest lead of the match mentioned?

Should have Dwayne bingo.

Well now you can.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Well now you can.

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Brilliant.

 

[Lensen]

if that middle row makes it past the 15 minute mark of any game, it's a miracle