Employment & Career Guidance: In Honor Reykjavik 2015

[Old Spice]

Reading the Matthew Scharenberg thread, it became evident the skills we have on this board. Gone Critical, TRS and mod Swooop all have medical backgrounds. And while I'd suggest you see your doctor if pain persists, these guys are a terrific guide for things medical at the club.

I reckon we have plenty of others with skills which would be helpful to other Pie fans. Maybe this can be a resource page for Pie fans willing to assist others, from doctors to mechanics to IT wonks.

Whack your skills down, but of course that doesn't mean you are obliged at any point in time to help.

At some point this would presumably be moved to the Nest.

Anyway, I'll get it started. (and an IT person might help me right here with the spacing/layout)

Name Skill
Cory Graphic Designer (avatar specialist)
Shpeshal Ed Graphic Designer
Sherriff Graphic/web Design
Kirby Stud
Boyohboywowee IT worker/amateur mechanic
NeilK IT
Absy Computer Programmer
Wicksy Some type of computer deity/business analyst
Old Spice History (honours), freelance journo, screenwriter/doco
Speedytiger Hemorrhoid manufacturer
Obese Arachnid Hemorrhoid remover
100Volt1 Video editor/photography
Chilli Con Incarnate Gardening stud
DinoSoar Chemist/quality assurance mgr (how's the quality of this thread?)
ManchesterHairyballs Chemistry PhD Stud
Sicarius Chemistry Honours ho
Reykjavik Lawyer / PhD Chemistry (better call Saul)
Dave86 Lawyer
Frizzle An independent man
Gone Critical Doctor
Swooop Doctor
TRS Physiotherapist/vacuum officianado
CLUBMed Psychotherapist/Psych Nurse
Bard Film studnet *may or may not include non violent erotica
Muzzy2 Logistics Kingpin
Snakewee Boner Technician
Ketchup Sports scientist
RobRoy King of surfboards
Jonbe Transport master
Bay Pie Father of the century/former ladies man/measly willy
Green Eggs Energy man and musico
Vicky Park Heritage consultant (that's right)
Lyfsux Steering wheel attendant
Wednesday Warrior History teacher/ex tennis pro/writer/orchardist/gardener/man for all seasons
Jerry Springer Navy Medic/ student of social science
Optimax Electronic, Biomedical Engineering graduate/physics, maths teacher
HouseofPaine Electrical Engineering student
Gutsroy Chemical Engineer/German knower/guide dog companion
76Woodenspooners Engineer
Johnno94 Compressed Carbon
Grodie Brundy Kipfler
Pedro Builder
JMac70 Primary School Teacher, Body of dog/imbiber of beverages
VJKnight Thug cum menace
Gavin Brossisca Town Planner
Dejavu ICT/Time Management/Stress Consultant
Collingwood42 Quarantine officer/drug smuggler
Mental Magpie Electrical contractor
Jathanas Software developer
PiedPiper32 Communard and pop lord
Jelly Bean Management Consultant
Magpie Joel Financial Adviser
JA27 Farmer/Accountant
McGaune's Seven Accountant and BBQ stopper
PiesnSauce Business Intelligence Analyst/Developer
Magpie Girl Budding App developer/ lover of Italian stallions/cook (possibly on the market chaps, n.b. Italian studs need only apply)
Loki04 Miner
Pieku Bald fish loving poet
General Soreness PhD in the Philosophy
Tempest Data entry/Computer Engineering student
Copeland Wine Technico
Pricey97 Speaks to strangers/takes their candy, Advanced Sales Cash Register Manager
Rustyg70 Maintenance hand-man/ex-fencer
Mighty T Sciency teacher/psych honours stud/bearded ladyman
Scruffydog Service Desk Deity
Soreplums Heavy log* provider source: Soreplums
Quicky Environmental Mgt, regulation, research/a lego enthusiast
ColinWood Non-Profit CEO
NT.Thunder Business Development Project/Manager - Defence, Customs & Industry
Amity Science Student, VCE tutor (English/Science)
Apex36 Turf Manager/Greens Keeper, Wholesales Account Manager
Left at home High Voltage Linesman
ThePhantom777 Hospitality, Federal Government Data Cleansing
Wello Project Management
Shizzle Golf Pro & Administration, Chef
neilk IT guru
Ulahoopski Clown , warehousing, teaching English overseas, registered nurse
surfer1 Lawyer, Chef
ThatsGold Adult Entertainment
3kicks3goals PHD student Political Science (US politics & Swedish Policy)
PieNSauce SAP Business Intelligence Analyst
zorbadunde Engineer - glazing, armored cars, transport vehicles, light rail, Chef, AFL TAC scout
ppoiter PHD Chemistry Student Bio-molecules, interested in patent law
Bloben IT, Business Degree MBA
FuzzyHappyPoo Year 12, Looking at Architecture
PicaBoo ABAP Programmer, SAP
Helfarch Software Development (web, iOS, Android)
Rorzza Surveyor

 

[Bard]

You'd want a graphic designer if you want sexy spacing/layout

 

[vjknight]

i know how to fill in centrelink forms, steal cars, burgle homes





just completing the stereotype.

nerd or geek for the IT guys please, not wonk.

 

[speedytiger]

I can lift heavy things

 

[Cory]

Cory (Studying Graphic Designer)

 

[Kirby]

Gigilo

 

[SpongePie]

Nerd.

 

[DuckToaster]

Boyohboywowee=It worker/systems administrator/amateur mechanic.

 

[jonbe54]

I can tell you all to stay out of the transport industry if you sincerely wish to make your fortunes

 

[DuckToaster]

Lol what part of the transport industry?

 

[Chilli Con Incarnate]

No employable skills.

I can and do however grow chillis quite well so I can give gardening advice.

 

[jonbe54]

Lol what part of the transport industry?

Any level below Lyndsay Fox

I ran a very successful small sub contract transport business (3 vans) for a decade or so and spent 15 years previous to that in various sectors of the transport industry.

Income is dictated by the freight rates the big boys charge, everything else flows from that.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Shpeshal Ed - Graphic Designer (no longer in the industry, but most of the skills are still in tact)

This is obviosuly in conjuction with my burglary and thuggery masters degrees all Collingwood supporters have.

 

[vjknight]

Shpeshal Ed - Graphic Designer (no longer in the industry, but most of the skills are still in tact)

This is obviosuly in conjuction with my burglary and thuggery masters degrees all Collingwood supporters have.

and i thought i was the only one

 

[neilk]

General IT (HP) hack

 

[absy]

I'm a programmer

 

[100volt1]

Video editor, videographer, sports photography and the occasional article writer

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Good thread spice!

My skill is being able to sleep for more than 10 hours consistently.

 

[Robroy22]

Retired surfboard manufacturer
Semi retired golf pro! (wannabe)

 

[Lensen]

Hoggy is an amazing resource for information on 90s childrens game show hosts

 

[Old Spice]

You'd want a graphic designer if you want sexy spacing/layout

It's paid for itself this thread if someone can show me how to space the columns out.

 

[jmac70]

I can drink a LOT of beer.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

I haz the internet - http://www.peptolab.com

 

[ppoiter]

I'm a chemistry PhD student