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The two are not mutually exclusive.My kid come up to me the other......oh hang on dont have kids I have a life
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The two are not mutually exclusive.My kid come up to me the other......oh hang on dont have kids I have a life
Lance Jr:'Mummy, that's a nice photo of you and daddy. Where am I in the photo?'
Mummy: 'That's before you were in mummy's tummy.'
Lance Jr: 'Then where was I? Was I in your elbow?'
Lol. Now you're making stuff up.
Kids love swearing. It's so hard not to react when you hear it. When my nephew was about 4 his mum used to have a clip on the fridge door so he couldn't open it. He was trying with all his might to pull the door open one day and muttering under his breath "f***ing stupid fridge ****!"
I had to leave the room because if I laughed he'd never stop.
Without knowing what it meant as a 6 year old, I went to the side of the house and called someone a dickhead.
Mum couldn't believe what she heard.
campaignerWhen I started experimenting with swearing, my dad broke my Barbie house. Still haven't forgiven him for it
So there's two brothers, aged four and five. They're talking one day, and the five year old says, "you know, I'm five now, I reckon I'm old enough to start swearing." His brother says, " yeah, I'm four, I reckon I'm old enough too." Older brother says, "Tomorrow I'm going to use the word s**t."
So next morning, mum says to older brother "what would you like for breakfast?" He thinks for a moment and the says, "Ah s**t, I think I'll have corn flakes."
Mum goes absolutely ballistic, tears into him, smacks him on the backside and sends him to his room in tears.
Mum takes a deep breath, calms herself down, and turns to the four year old who is sitting there wide-eyed watching all this unfold. "So," she says, "what would you like for breakfast?"
Four year old says, "I dunno, but it sure as hell won't be ******* corn flakes!"
There are boys between 5 and 10 who aren't obsessed by farting?Anybody else gotta boy obsessed with fart jokes?