Official Team Thread Gold City Royals - Season 20... (...can GAGF)

Mini-golf probably easier. Those bowling balls are big and heavy.

Bowling is definitely more violent, but mini-golf can infinitely more infuriating.
 
Five seasons on and every win still feels like a massive accomplishment.

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I would like us to start winning all the time.

It is on the Christmas list. I have also asked for an evening with Rebecca Ferguson and a new Tonka truck to play with. So, fingers crossed.
 
I have Wu-Tang generated some Wu-Tang names for y'all.

The_Reaper - you are now Greasy Choirboy
The Old Dark Navy's - I christen you Optimistic Lyricist
sverik25 - your new handle is Drug-Addled
timtamWB - I would hesitate getting a passport with a name like Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist
Easty - you're My Cousin the Wife-Beatah
I am now (a) Lesbian Pimp
Tommycash - you're Flippant She-Creature
Juggs, don't have to tag you, you're here every day :)p) - you've been labelled Sheepish Lord of Chaos, which is just perfect, really
3KZ is Football is Lazy-Assed Destroyer
Blacky you go by Erratic Assassin
 
I have Wu-Tang generated some Wu-Tang names for y'all.

The_Reaper - you are now Greasy Choirboy
The Old Dark Navy's - I christen you Optimistic Lyricist
sverik25 - your new handle is Drug-Addled
timtamWB - I would hesitate getting a passport with a name like Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist
Easty - you're My Cousin the Wife-Beatah
I am now (a) Lesbian Pimp
Tommycash - you're Flippant She-Creature
Juggs, don't have to tag you, you're here every day :)p) - you've been labelled Sheepish Lord of Chaos, which is just perfect, really
3KZ is Football is Lazy-Assed Destroyer
Blacky you go by Erratic Assassin
The government is just so racist :(

And don't lie to us. You were always a Lesbian Pimp.
 
I have Wu-Tang generated some Wu-Tang names for y'all.

The_Reaper - you are now Greasy Choirboy
The Old Dark Navy's - I christen you Optimistic Lyricist
sverik25 - your new handle is Drug-Addled
timtamWB - I would hesitate getting a passport with a name like Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist
Easty - you're My Cousin the Wife-Beatah
I am now (a) Lesbian Pimp
Tommycash - you're Flippant She-Creature
Juggs, don't have to tag you, you're here every day :)p) - you've been labelled Sheepish Lord of Chaos, which is just perfect, really
3KZ is Football is Lazy-Assed Destroyer
Blacky you go by Erratic Assassin

He's energetic and full of verve
Whiny flogs, they get the swerve
Courageous general who leads from the front
He's our Royal Marlowe, he ain't no c ..... ounter intuitive Qooty Player.
 

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I have Wu-Tang generated some Wu-Tang names for y'all.

The_Reaper - you are now Greasy Choirboy
The Old Dark Navy's - I christen you Optimistic Lyricist
sverik25 - your new handle is Drug-Addled
timtamWB - I would hesitate getting a passport with a name like Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist
Easty - you're My Cousin the Wife-Beatah
I am now (a) Lesbian Pimp
Tommycash - you're Flippant She-Creature
Juggs, don't have to tag you, you're here every day :)p) - you've been labelled Sheepish Lord of Chaos, which is just perfect, really
3KZ is Football is Lazy-Assed Destroyer
Blacky you go by Erratic Assassin

What's my sweet new name?
 
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I have Wu-Tang generated some Wu-Tang names for y'all.

The_Reaper - you are now Greasy Choirboy
The Old Dark Navy's - I christen you Optimistic Lyricist
sverik25 - your new handle is Drug-Addled
timtamWB - I would hesitate getting a passport with a name like Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist
Easty - you're My Cousin the Wife-Beatah
I am now (a) Lesbian Pimp
Tommycash - you're Flippant She-Creature
Juggs, don't have to tag you, you're here every day :)p) - you've been labelled Sheepish Lord of Chaos, which is just perfect, really
3KZ is Football is Lazy-Assed Destroyer
Blacky you go by Erratic Assassin

Did LOL.
 
What a team. Top 4. Powering onwards and upwards.

We are now (un)comfortably third after consecutive wins for this first time in what feels like years.

Finals-bound, baby.
 
We are now (un)comfortably third after consecutive wins for this first time in what feels like years.

Finals-bound, baby.

What a force!!!

Just goes to show the sim gods have a disdain for spammers. Post less, win more.
 
What a force!!!

Just goes to show the sim gods have a disdain for spammers. Post less, win more.

Maybe. Maybe not. I have set up a shrine to Mobbs in my spare room and I've been sacrificing spreadsheets beneath it. I don't know what influence that's been having on our season and although I wasn't sure until tonight I am beginning to suspect it's doing something.
 
Maybe. Maybe not. I have set up a shrine to Mobbs in my spare room and I've been sacrificing spreadsheets beneath it. I don't know what influence that's been having on our season but I'm beginning to think it's doing something.

I've been embracing my love of My Little Pony rather than being a closet brony :p
 
What a force!!!

Just goes to show the sim gods have a disdain for spammers. Post less, win more.
And yet...Swampies game and percentile clear on top.o_O
 
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