Prediction Grand Final Predictions Eagles vs Hawks

[Troystenvic]

Winner:
Margin:
Norm Smith:
Most Goals:
Most Disposals:
Stevic Impact:
Other random prediction:
McAvaney Highlight:

WCE
14 points
Priddis
Kennedy (5)
Priddis (36)
Stevic to keep Scumthorn in it
Cyril to have the best no possesion game EVER.
Bruce to be gooey over Cyril pre game.

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

Hawthorn
45 points
Stevic
Bruest
Mitchell
Norm Smith
Spiteful game suspensions leading into 2016
OHHHHHHHHHH CYRIL

 

[Jeffers]

Winner: Eagles
Margin: 8
Norm Smith: Chris Mastern
Most Goals: Kennedy
Most Disposals: Priddis
Stevic Impact: Hawthorn to get 3 goals from him
Other random prediction: Mastern to have a blinder
McAvaney Highlight: Something to do with Thyril

 

[kickthething]

Winner: Hawthorn
Margin: 72 Points
Norm Smith: Jordan Lewis
Most Goals: LeCras

Most Disposals: Lewis
Stevic Impact: Significant early
Other random prediction: first goal to come directly from opening bounce
McAvaney Highlight: Frawley from Dees to to a flag....

 

[scaryness]

Winner: Hawthorn
Margin: 21 pts
Norm Smith: Sam Mitchell
Most Goals: Josh Kennedy
Most Disposals: Matt Priddis
Stevic Impact: Not as much as you would think
Other random prediction: Rioli first goal

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Winner : Hawthorn (but I hope I'm wrong)
Margin: 28 points
Norm Smith: Hodge (unfortunately)
Most Goals: Jarryd Roughead
Most Disposals: Matt Priddis
Stevic: As ordinary as ever with a few howlers
Random: Gunston first goal

 

[Mister B]

Winner: West Coast
Margin: 28
Norm Smith:Kennedy
Most Goals: Kennedy 6
Most Disposals: Priddis 34
Stevic Impact: None (will be JFK'd in the Grand Final parade) Disclaimer: I will be 100k's away at the tim drinking heavily on the island; if this actually happens I have an alibi.
Other random prediction: Hawthorn to take unfit players in who break down early in the game. #sobrave
McAvaney Highlight: The EEEEEAGLEEEEEEEE has landed! *insert homoerotic growly voice*

 

[Punts]

Hawks by 37

Suckling best on

 

[The King!]

I predict a bunch of w***ers to win

 

[robbieando]

I predict a bunch of ******s to win

So the umpires

 

[Johnboi]

Winner: Hawks
Margin: 16
Norm Smith: Hodge (as usual)
Most goals: Cyril
Most disposals: hodge
Stevic impact: 2 bs 50s towards the end to seal it for the dawks
Bruce moment: finally admitting he's in love with Cyril

 

[bungwahl]

Winner: Hawthorn
Margin: 17
Norm Smith: Despite being a great bloke, Hodge overlooked for Isaac Smith.
Most Goals: Josh Kennedy
Most Disposals: Jordan Lewis
Stevic Impact: Instigating a battle style dance-off between his fellow Hawks at the after party.
Other random prediction: BigFooty mods implement forum-wide suspension of Hawthorn fans due to epic onslaught of chest thumping arrogance
Bruce moment: Calling for fresh pants following Cyril kicking a regulation snap from 25m out.

 

[MarkP]

I really cannot get excited or interested to be honest.

Sort of hope the Cokeheads win but if they don't meh.

Stevic to be instrumental and let's say Mitchell Norm Smith, Hawks by 30 and the rest, again, meh

 

[RW]

Other random prediction: BigFooty mods implement forum-wide suspension of Hawthorn fans due to epic onslaught of chest thumping arrogance

Not going to happen when two of the site admins support Hawthorn

 

[bungwahl]

Not going to happen when two of the site admins support Hawthorn

Dammit. I guess that leaves us with voluntary exclusion until NAB cup.. maybe a quick peek during trade week.

 

[Millky95]

The old enemy vs the new enemy... I predict Swans fans will be disappointed or really disappointed.

 

[Olian]

Winner: Hawthorn
Margin: 10
Norm Smith: Jordan Lewis
Most Goals: Kennedy
Most Disposals: Mitchell
Stevic Impact: If Eagles are challenging look out for the Hawks to be gifted free kicks in front of the goals
Other random prediction: Leigh Matthews to note Hawthorns recruitment of players from other clubs after winning premierships is great for the game.
McAvaney Highlight: Hodge and or Rioli love fest.

 

[SilentHunter_]

Winner: Hawthorn
Margin: 37 points
Norm Smith: Stevic (corrupt *) OR Brian Lake
Most Goals: Gunston
Most Disposals: Mitchell
Stevic Impact: If it turns out like 2012 and it seems like Weagles might win it then expect him to make sure they win it this time around. It'll be a performance for the ages. You think Goodes on one leg was good well watch him turn the match on its head just by using a whistle.
Other random prediction: Weagles midfield to get dominated at the MCG
McAvaney highlight: Lol this is pretty self-explanatory, Cyril love-fest add to that Hodge and now considering they'll most likely 3-peat... well stay tuned for that highlight.

Oh and if they miraculously lose you'll hear a heart broken Bruce and in general the whole commentary team.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Winner: Hawthorn
Margin: 17
Norm Smith: Shaun Burgoyne
Most Goals: Luke Bruest
Most Disposals: Matt Priddis
Stevic Impact: Perfectly fair reasonable umpiring, will be completely impartial, and all his decisions will be 100% correct...(according to his explanation on AFL.com.au after the game anyways)
Other random prediction: West Coast will lead at QT, HT, and 3QT, Hodge will kick the sealer with Hawthorn kicking 5+ goals in the last quarter
McAvaney Highlight: regular homoerotic Cyril goo along with something about Hodge being the greatest captain of all time and something about Poppy being awesome at getting head high free kicks

 

[Ticky009]

The old enemy vs the new enemy... I predict Swans fans will be disappointed or really disappointed.

I'm so utterly indifferent to the outcome it defies description.

 

[MarkP]

One last prediction.

Hodge to be to crash a car after the game but of course we all know what a top bloke he is so there will be nothing to see there....just move along.

he was just "tired and emotional" as they say.

 

[The King!]

Imagine if Hodge won a third norm smith

 

[Jeffers]

I hate how the losing Swans grand finalist footage will be in both the Eagles and Hawks montage thingy they do before the game

 

[Skeparovic]

Winner: Hawthorn
Margin: 60+ points
Norm Smith: Silk
Most Goals: Kennedy
Most Disposals: Mitchell
Stevic Impact: +2 goals to hawks. Plenty of momentum killers against Eagles.
Other random prediction: multiple suspensions to occur for start of season 2016
McAvaney Highlight: You just feeeeeeel like Cyril is on the verge of doing something brilliant.

 

[Banyo Bloods]