TheLoungeLizard
The world's most handsome man
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, WISH ME WELL DUDES
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, WISH ME WELL DUDES
I just did a teflon poo. Yay me.
Looking back, this was a bit toolish
How does 60 feel? The Golden Years, pitter-patter of grandchildren?
They are not getting their hands onto my belongings.
I'm having a viking burial and taking them with me.
YesYou made it a year without dying. The **** do you want, a medal?
You made it a year without dying. The **** do you want, a medal?
Pull your socks up, son.
Then do I get my medal?Pull your socks up, son.
You have to dodge >5 assassination attempts.Then do I get my medal?
What if I just buy a Taylor Swift album instead?You have to dodge >5 assassination attempts.
That's just doing yourself a favour.What if I just buy a Taylor Swift album instead?
I guess you are rightThat's just doing yourself a favour.