News & Events Headline funnies

[HappyChappy35]

 

[passionate81]

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[Gough]

From The Independent in 1993.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

There is a gardening writer called Gay Search.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Search

Gaye Spooner is a real estate agent here in Canberra.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Haha, I was going to say you see headlines like that often here. Then I saw in the first line that it is from British Columbia.

 

[DrKrieger]

http://wireupdate.com/wires/8494/ru...une-teller-who-predicted-he-would-go-to-jail/

Russian man jailed for assaulting fortune teller who predicted he would go to jail

 

[Ed_Gein]

Got a good giggle out of that.

 

[Gough]

 

[DrKrieger]

One from a couple days ago

 

[DrKrieger]

Who would do such a thing?

 

[Mofra]

Who would do such a thing?

2livecrew

"Heeeeeey.... we want some pusssay!!!!"

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

 

[Helicopter Punt]

Who would do such a thing?

Her fella and possibly the next door neighbors kitten. Why is also a pertinent question.

 

[GOAUS!]

More images available here

 

[Gough]

More for the placement of the ad really, but who knew such a things Anatidaephobia existed?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

 

[passionate81]

 

[Gough]

Not a headline, but I really think the folks at Tesco should probably rethink their abbreviation for assorted in this particular case.

 

[Gough]

 

[Illinois Nazi]

 

[Nightowl]

This thread is glorious!

 

[Glorious couch life]

This thread is glorious!

Aw gee thanks mate!

I'll see myself out.

 

[Gough]

 

[Jatz]

 

[Rough_Edges]

unbelievably good thread