How much toilet paper required to wipe your ass?

[Gran Torana]

scrunching is rank and inefficient, its ****** up that grown adults do that. i grab 2 sheets, neatly fold them in a well rehearsed method, then get stuck into it.

That's hot.

 

[ioppolo]

I counted 18 for my last venture.

 

[TN25]

This thread is crap

 

[Big Sauce 21]

hate it when kents go at public toilets and don't flush, never any toilet paper in it either so they're squeezing chocolate fudge onto their cheeks all day.

 

[Nate7]

3 squares of toilet paper per wipe and neatly folded.

On a related topic - what is with people leaving dollops of s**t hanging from the back of the toilet seat? Clean that crap off!

 

[Gran Torana]

3 squares of toilet paper per wipe and neatly folded.

On a related topic - what is with people leaving dollops of s**t hanging from the back of the toilet seat? Clean that crap off!

WTF

 

[Big Sauce 21]

how do you get it up there ?

 

[Nate7]

WTF

Exactly!

Probably deserves own thread!

how do you get it up there ?

No idea how people manage that, but I'd suspect when they lean forward (head between legs kinda position) and really pushing one and therefore raising the rear pipe as the pelvic girdle tilts forward and the end result is human waste on seat!

 

[Ashton Agar]

Honestly, use baby wipes at home. So much easier to use and also cleaner.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

As much as I need to ensure it's clean. I pay for the toilet paper when at home so I'm entitled.

The thought of letting my skin go close enough to the s**t to smear makes me vomit.

 

[MrNatural]

Honestly, use baby wipes at home. So much easier to use and also cleaner.

I've found myself relying heavily on these flushable wipes.
I usually use a half a roll still, then a couple of wipes to get any left overs

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Two layer.

Less is best.

Better to keep a habit of using less toilet paper so you don't embarrassingly clog the toilet overseas as I have done a few times

 

[Doss]

Two layer.

Less is best.

Better to keep a habit of using less toilet paper so you don't embarrassingly clog the toilet overseas as I have done a few times

In a lot of places overseas, you're actually not meant to put the paper in the toilet at all- supposedly the plumbing isn't designed for it. Bin next to the toilet...

As for the question- as much as is needed. Which varies.

I can only hope that Eagle Empire's life is being enriched with the knowledge he is gleaning from every response in this thread.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

In a lot of places overseas, you're actually not meant to put the paper in the toilet at all- supposedly the plumbing isn't designed for it. Bin next to the toilet...

As for the question- as much as is needed. Which varies.

I can only hope that Eagle Empire's life is being enriched with the knowledge he is gleaning from every response in this thread.

Yeah but sometimes you can take the gamble depending on how many layers you go.

But also depends on the quality of toilet paper.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

On a related topic - what is with people leaving dollops of s**t hanging from the back of the toilet seat? Clean that crap off!

The toilet ghoulies lick it clean if only you'd let them...

 

[Nate7]

The toilet ghoulies lick it clean if only you'd let them...

That's disturbing!

 

[BotsMaster]

That's disturbing!

His name is Geelong_Sicko for a reason.

 

[St 07]

I usually just get the dog to lick it up. It's annoying when she's out doing things however

 

[Big Stiff]

I use my hands.

 

[Catfish Alley]

That's disturbing!

Is it the crop-top with suspenders?

 

[Unknown Identity]

Gluten Free Diet, mostly eat salads for lunch but still have the odd steak couple of times a week.
Completely changed my life and has resulted in this glorious event 9 out of 10 times.

1 ply just to be safe but i've been tempted to not even wipe!

Ghost Poo

A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of s**t. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.

The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.

So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.

 

[Nate7]

Is it the crop-top with suspenders?

Lack of thumb, yep that's where I draw the line.

Gluten Free Diet, mostly eat salads for lunch but still have the odd steak couple of times a week.
Completely changed my life and has resulted in this glorious event 9 out of 10 times.

1 ply just to be safe but i've been tempted to not even wipe!

Ghost Poo

A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of s**t. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.

The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.

So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.

s**t just got weird!

 

[Damon_3388]

Is it the crop-top with suspenders?

He looks like a sharpie, face and all.

 

[BEEG]

Been using more and more as I have gotten older I'm not a young man who can risk getting a bit of crap on he's hand anymore

 

[Slax]

Depends on how bad the curry was the night before.