I Am Sick

[TradeDraft]

Jesus Christ! I've been sick the last couple of days and then I read that. I think I might throw up.

Too much information.

Well that is the Problem. Makes it hard to eat much as when I do it just makes me feel like I spew it back up

 

[TradeDraft]

add worms, a layer of soil, some lime, and mix with a fork. youll soon be fine.

or you could always self administer a suppository................
could make your day.

I tried an Enanma Twice and it did not really help. I stuck it you know where and I am taking Tablets that suppose to help

 

[DThomas]

Enemas? That's it, I'm outta here!

 

[TradeDraft]

Enemas? That's it, I'm outta here!

Well they don't really hurt but they have not really helped

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

add worms, a layer of soil, some lime, and mix with a fork. youll soon be fine.

or you could always self administer a suppository................
could make your day.

Or even suggest a new sexual proclivity!

 

[vjknight]

Or even suggest a new sexual proclivity!

i see what you did there

 

[TradeDraft]

Went for a Walk - Hope that Helps

 

[smiddaz123]

Constipation is often due to a lack of masturbation. Have you cut back recently? I'd try and cram a few more loads before you go to bed tonight and see how you feel in the morning.

 

[DThomas]

Constipation is often due to a lack of masturbation. Have you cut back recently? I'd try and cram a few more loads before you go to bed tonight and see how you feel in the morning.

HAHAHAHA! Good lord!

As if he needs any more reasons to do that anyway.

 

[TradeDraft]

Constipation is often due to a lack of masturbation. Have you cut back recently? I'd try and cram a few more loads before you go to bed tonight and see how you feel in the morning.

Ha Ha Very Funny

 

[Swooop]

Dave, don't listen to all this masturbation talk, there's certainly no convincing evidence from a medical perspective that it would work every time.

The pharmaceutical equivalent of the footballers' big "Don't argue" is a product called Duphalac.

Take 40mls as a single dose, go to the toilet, drop your dacks, part them, and just sit back waiting for the fireworks to commence.

Hopefully you've got a good sturdy porceline dunny, not one of those cheap ones ...

 

[vjknight]

Dave, don't listen to all this masturbation talk, there's certainly no convincing evidence from a medical perspective that it would work every time.

The pharmaceutical equivalent of the footballers' big "Don't argue" is a product called Duphalac.

Take 40mls as a single dose, go to the toilet, drop your dacks, part them, and just sit back waiting for the fireworks to commence.

Hopefully you've got a good sturdy porceline dunny, not one of those cheap ones ...

can we expect another seismic event from this swooop ?

lucky its not far from bangholme

 

[mattys123]

can we expect another seismic event from this swooop ?

lucky its not far from bangholme

They are still investigating what caused the car bomb out here on Wednesday night.

 

[vjknight]

They are still investigating what caused the car bomb out here on Wednesday night.

too far for us western suburbs folks to travel, so you cant blame us

 

[Magpie Girl]

hope you're feeling better today Dave, although please don't stray too far from home, especially if you're following Swooop's advice

 

[TradeDraft]

hope you're feeling better today Dave, although please don't stray too far from home, especially if you're following Swooop's advice

Bit better today but I think I have Strained my Right Side of my Tummy. Think I try to go to Game Tonight

 

[bushpie]

TD was here a moment ago................. but ever so breifly ..... perhaps he is still a little unwell

 

[TradeDraft]

Dave, don't listen to all this masturbation talk, there's certainly no convincing evidence from a medical perspective that it would work every time.

The pharmaceutical equivalent of the footballers' big "Don't argue" is a product called Duphalac.

Take 40mls as a single dose, go to the toilet, drop your dacks, part them, and just sit back waiting for the fireworks to commence.

Hopefully you've got a good sturdy porceline dunny, not one of those cheap ones ...

Thanks for the Help Mate. I will give it a go As I said above it does not feel as bad but would be a good idea for a Good Clear Out

 

[vjknight]

Thanks for the Help Mate. I will give it a go As I said above it does not feel as bad but would be a good idea for a Good Clear Out

PITY THOSE SITTING NEAR YOU TONIGHT

 

[TradeDraft]

PITY THOSE SITTING NEAR YOU TONIGHT

I have not taken the Duphalac yet. I just got up

 

[Swooop]

I have not taken the Duphalac yet. I just got up

May sure you've got your runners on when you take it.

Limber up a bit, loosen the hips, practice a few squats, clear the vocal cords ...

You may want to wrap some duct tape around the porcelline as a precautionary measure, not sure, up to you Dave.

 

[Quicky]

 

[DThomas]

 

[DThomas]

I have not taken the Duphalac yet. I just got up

I hope you took it after the match and not before you went. Imagine shitting your pants in front of thousands of people!

 

[TradeDraft]

May sure you've got your runners on when you take it.

Limber up a bit, loosen the hips, practice a few squats, clear the vocal cords ...

You may want to wrap some duct tape around the porcelline as a precautionary measure, not sure, up to you Dave.

Well I just got up and My Mum going to get it now so I can take it and get the s**t out of me and Hopefully feel better.

Even when I was trying to get the s**t out I have Strained my Side and its Painful